I have so much love in my heart for all these horrible people who would probably kill me
[Image: a series of black and white doodles of six characters, titled “Choose Your Fighter:” (first row, second row, left to right): an exasperated-looking woman with curling horns, holding a mug printed with the text “world’s worst lawyer” with a shaking hand, labelled “Overworked Hell Mom”; a muscular man with a topknot, thick black tattoos, and a face curled into an over-exaggerated evil smirk, labelled “Guy who’s really good at everything including tyranny”; a drow whose face is almost entirely hidden behind his short, choppy hair, with a peaked cap, lowered ears and an exhausted scowl, labelled “My katabasis is more poetic than yours”; a doglike kobold peeking over the edge of a table, mesmerised by a shiny ring lying on it, labelled “Our darling stupid nonbinary klepto mascot”; a young girl in a hat, with an uncannily joyful expression on her face, delicately holding up a glass jar whose contents are pixelated to render them ambiguous, labelled “‘Can I harvest this?’”; and a small woman with very long hair and pointed ears, in a cruder style than the rest, standing with her knees bent, her fists readied and a comically wide smile, labelled “Flirtatious Gremlin”. End ID.]
