#hell nooooo

[wickedcrone]

i didnt realize ebooks were so expensive like i thought they would cost 1/3 of the price of physical books at most im in tears 

[audiovideodisc0]

I just got home from my friend's new apartment and he had a bottle of off brand dish soap in the shower. No wash rag no scrubby no loofah no nothing this mf slathering himself in Dusk Dish Sauce. With his hands. Nahhhhhhhhhh

[seijhoeist]

MY PERIOD STARTED

[prototypelq]

OH HE SOUNDS SO WRONG

[wortsandall]

i dont want to meet my dads new fucking gf when my parents arent even officially divorced PLEASE can i skip this fucking chapter !!!!!

[dark-muse-iris]

I can't go on twitter rn because within 30 secs I saw a zoomed-in video of Mr. Swivels-His-Junk and I started cackling like a hyena. I'm not upset. I'm fine. I'm. Fine.

[inplateaus]

im not gonna watch the recorded latin classes 💀 2 hours and only like 1 hour (im being nice here) is actually the prof explaning stuff the rest is just people answering the questions in the book

[rev-1832]

I IMAGINED THIS LAST NIGHT BUT THIS IS MORE CURSED THAN IT WAS IN MY HEAD