#hellaverse asmodeus

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I've noticed that unlike most hellaverse ships, Fizzerozzie/Fizzarozzie doesn't have a second ship name that combines things associated with the characters. Therefore, I propose: Chucklefucks.

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Mammon did something epic in Mastermind and no one has pointed it out yet

So, let's talk about these two asshats for a sec

I've seen a lot of people praising them for voting to hear Blitz out and how nice Ozzie and Bee are. Well guess what? That's not what they did at all.

Think about it, why would they want to go easy on a lesser other than this supposed altruism?

I mean, it's gotta be that. After all it's not like both are actively in a relationship with a lesser hellborn and would consequently have a motive to ecourage the law to show leniency to lesser hellborn.

OH WAIT

Yeah, I'm just gonna say it, they didn't give a flying fuck about giving Blitz a fair trial, they just wanted to make it easier on their partners. The fact that the trial happened to be of a lesser hellborn they knew just made it easier for them.

Now, for the part this is titled after.

Mammon, being the 9000 IQ gigachad he is CALLS THEM OUT ON THEIR SHIT (he's referring to Tex here) in front of everyone!

The best part is why he did. He's a jester, mocking the royals for their folly IS HIS THING. He might be jovial and childish, but he's not dumb. He can read people like books and roast the fuck out of them with minimal effort.

I can safely say this has moved Mam from one of my all time favorite characters, to THE all time favorite character.

ALL HAIL MAMMON

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hi

I don’t know if you will believe me but I was the one who sent the ask about Mammon being charismatic and Fizz becoming hated.

I didn’t think anyone would like the idea. Thank you for liking it.

I would also be interesting if the other sins actually tried to convince Asmodeus to dump Fizz. Their relationship would become so hated that it would cause so much bad publicity to anyone famous who supported Asmodeus. I don’t know.

Sorry for forgetting this existed, had a few messy days.

Pretty neat idea you had!

The idea of the others turning on Ozz for going public with his relationship with Fizz is fascinating, I think it would be better if, instead of worrying about their own images, they all have their own reason for their advice and their own advice. Maybe Leviathan would care about the effect on their own image, Bee might be worried about how this could effect her and Tex too.

Might be more to this in the future, who knows!

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Honestly the show lost me on Ozzie x fizz (as well as stolitz had everything from circus onwards not killed it it for me) when bee and Tex were revealed to be a thing, not only that, but happily and proudly in a relationship, which means Ozzie (And by extension Stolas) should have nothing to fear from Mammon or Stella respectively

Honestly Both Stolas and Ozzie should sod off, Blitz and Fizz deserve to be together, as do Mammon and Stella

I think the thing with Ozzie is that as the Sin of Lust, he's supposed to stay out of formal relationships so being with Fizz might contradict his duties. Whilst Stolas is mostly (and rightfully) in trouble for cheating on his wife (yes, it does count as cheating even though you were arranged, you gangly, feathery jizz-rag) and loaning a goetic artifact out to an imp. Bee's relationship with Tex doesn't negatively impact her performance as Sin of Gluttony and their isn't any m'guffin loaning going on, so they shouldn't have any problems.

While there is some questionable stuff involved in Fizzrozzie, most of it is not that serious and Fizz has two hands.

Stolas on the other hand, deserves to have his balls cut off and blended and then he should be forced to drink his own ball smoothie.

Glad you've joined the Golden Goose bandwagon, they're both awesome and are even more awesome together. Definitely have plans for more Mam x Stella stuff.

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Why Ozzie is really the weakest sin

Ever since I watch Mammon's Magnificent Musical Mid-Season Special I've felt pretty certain in my idea as to what makes Asmodeus the weakest Sin. Put simply, lust is the most narrowly defined sin.

All the other sins have either multiple motives to drive someone to commit them or a very wide variety of ways in which someone can commit them. This is reflected in each ring we've seen having a role in Hell as a whole:

Pride: Housing sinners

Wrath: Food production and possibly weapons manufacturing

Gluttony: The hellhound pounds and a larger focus on entertainment venues than other rings

Greed: General industry, manufacture of most frequently used goods.

Lust: Adult entertainment

Envy: N/A

Sloth: Medicine, pharmacy and tourism (according to the Lust ring newspaper in Oops)

You'll notice that the most narrow and specialized ring is Lust. If the Sins themselves feed on people committing their sins ( as evidenced by Bee comments about making honey and tasting her guests vibes). The limited scope and variety of lust would leave Ozzie "malnourished" in relation to the others. Him having more limited and simple powers when compared to Bee and Mam makes a lot more sense with this in mind.