I decided to do my own list of 30 prompts and I’m going to do a bunch of spooky fan art inspired by Classical Art! I’m determined to finish this challenge 😤 This is Hellboy inspired by “Christ with Sainted Knights” by J.C. Leyendecker✨🔥🗡️ I am so excited about this piece! We have Hellboy holding his destined crown, Liz with her blue flame, and Abe wielding a sword that is slaying Sammael with a fallen Rasputin at their feet.
Author’s Note: Finally writing for my absolute favorite of all time. I apologize if this is short but at least it’s something. If you want me to expand on any of these headcanons and turn them into oneshots, my inbox is open for suggestions.
Warnings/tags: 18+ MDNI, fem! reader is implied but no description of reader, very brief mention of pregnancy (nobody is getting pregnant, don’t worry), teretophillia (not sure if it actually applies but I’m tagging just in case), based on movie Abe, brief reference to The Shape of Water because why not?, not beta read
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A = Aftercare (what they're like after sex)
Abe is the sweetest. He won’t leave your side unless it’s to get you something, whether it be water or maybe a rag to clean you off. He’s very adamant about checking in on you, making sure you’re okay.
B = Body Part (what's their favorite body part of yours)
He loves your hands. He loves to feel them on his skin, loves to hold them, and thanks to his powers it’s a way for the two of you to connect not just physically, but mentally as well.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
For the longest time, Abe wouldn’t cum inside of you. Usually, he would pull out and cum on your stomach. But if you ask him to cum anywhere else, he’s happy to oblige. However, he can be reluctant about cumming inside you if you have the ability to become pregnant. It’s not that he wouldn’t enjoy finishing inside (he absolutely would), he’s a bit apprehensive about the idea of being a father. But that’s a different conversation for a different day.
D = Dirty Secret (a dirty secret of theirs)
Although exhibition is not really his thing, he has an ongoing fantasy about eating you out in the B.P.R.D. library, right on the steps beside his tank. Unfortunately, that’s most likely not happening. The library/office is a room with heavy foot traffic and the risk of getting caught is far too high, and Abe isn’t keen on the idea of either of you being walked in on during a moment like that, but he still thinks about it.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they're doing)
Abe had basically no sexual experience when he met you, but he’s an incredibly fast learner. He was extremely shy in the beginning (he still is somewhat) but he very quickly got the hang of what he was doing.
F = Favorite Position (this goes without saying)
Missionary: A classic by all means and one of Abe’s favorites. He simply enjoys seeing you and this is one of the best positions to do just that.
Cowgirl: He loves having you on top. He enjoys watching you, enjoys how deep he is and good it feels.
The Lotus: Another variation of having you on top. He prefers this position over all. He loves being so close to you, holding you tight as you sit on cock, legs wrapped around him. There’s something so intimate about it and it’s truly one of his favorites
Spooning: After long missions where you both are tired but still need each other, this is usually the go to. He loves being pressed against you, holding up your leg so he can push inside of you.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
Abe is usually more on the serious side. He can be humorous but in the moment he isn’t too often.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
Abe doesn’t have any hair on any part of his body. He’s smooth over his entire body.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment, intimately/romantically speaking?)
Abe is incredibly romantic. Sex is very intimate for him, there’s nothing casual about it. Abe will worship you from head to toe and praise you the entire time. He’s constantly whispering, mumbling about how much he loves you. He’s meticulous and caring and he’s not afraid to show it.
J = Jack Off (masturbation headcanon)
Abe doesn’t masturbate often, the main reason being that he doesn’t often have the urge to, especially when he has you. That’s not to say he hasn’t. There have been moments when you would be on a mission for days or weeks with Liz, and he would find his hand drifting at the thought of you while you were gone.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
Abe is on the more vanilla side but there are a couple that really get him going:
Praise: Praise drives Abe crazy. It truly gets him going. He loves giving it and he loves receiving it even more. Hearing you moan his name, telling him what a good job he’s doing, etc. is a guarantee way to make him melt.
Shower sex: I feel like this goes without saying. Being in water feels natural to Abe and he quite enjoys being with you like that. Alternatives include baths, pools, larger bodies of water, etc.
L = Location (favorite places to do it)
Abe’s two favorite places are the bedroom (more specifically your bedroom) or in water. He enjoys the bedroom because it’s private. Although he has a few fleeting exhibitionist fantasies, he prefers privacy. And he enjoys places with water because he feels in his element. Pools, bathtubs, showers…all fun options. If he can entice you into the water he would be very happy.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
Sometimes the smallest things can get him going. Something as simple as seeing you reading, deep in focus makes him want to tilt your head up and kiss you. Sometimes your own feelings get him going by accident when you hold his hand or touch him, forgetting momentarily that he can read you.
N = No (something they won't do)
He absolutely won’t hurt you. He’s not into it and can’t stand to cause you any pain. As mentioned before, he’s also not into anything that can potentially be public (minus the occasional fantasy here and there).
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
Although he enjoys receiving, he definitely has a preference for giving. He quite enjoys it actually. He finds it extremely intimate and he would stay between your legs for hours if you let him.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
Abe likes to take things slow for the most part. He loves to take his time. But sometimes, on the extremely rare occasion, the two of you have a quickie, he can be both fast and rough.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
He’s not against quickies, but they’re not his favorite thing. He’d rather not to be completely honest. Sure, it can be enjoyable but he likes to take his time and enjoy you.
R = Risk (are they up to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
Abe is not usually a big risk taker, not when it comes to sex at least. But he is open to trying new things, especially if you ask.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
Abe has great stamina, especially if he’s fresh out of his tank or better yet, having sex in water. He can usually go for multiple rounds. But if he’s been out of water for a long time his stamina isn’t as good. As for how long he can last, it’s a decent amount of time unless it’s been a while since the last time the two of you had sex. If it’s been a while he tends to be more sensitive.
T = Toy (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
Abe doesn’t own toys but he’s not against them. He understands why they can be useful and he’s even open to using them on you if you want. He’s not too open to the idea of them being used on him but he might be if he’s introduced to them slowly.
U = Unfair (how much do they like to tease?)
Teasing isn’t something he does often. There have been moments where he would make some sly comments when the two of you are on long missions together (earpieces disconnected obviously) but besides that, he doesn’t tease often.
V = Volume (how loud are they, what sounds do they make, etc.?)
Overall, Abe isn’t very loud when having sex. And his volume fully depends on where and when you’re having sex. Your bedroom at the B.P.R.D. is mostly soundproofed, so Abe makes more noise in there. Moaning, soft whispers, a couple of grunts here and there. But there have been times when the two of you had to be quiet, like when the two of you found yourself having sex in the shower of a hotel room on a mission. Nobody was going to come in, but there was a possibility of other agents hearing. In moments like that, Abe has a lot of self-control and can be nearly silent if needed.
W = Wild Card (a random headcanon for the character)
Although he doesn’t masturbate often, when he does he can be extremely needy, especially if he’s been away from you for an extended period of time. He’ll whine and whimper as he thrusts into his hand, imagining how good it would feel with you on top of him.
X = X-Ray (what's going on under those clothes)
I imagine Abe Sapien’s anatomy being a lot like the Creature from the Shape of Water. Upon first glance, there appears to be nothing there, just a mound of skin. But when aroused, the area (a slit) opens up and a cock comes out. It’s smooth, average girth, somewhat naturally lubricated, and matches the blue tones of his skin, getting darker the closer to the tip. It’s larger than you expected it to be the first time, around 8 inches give or take when fully erect.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive)
It’s what he would consider average, sometimes teetering towards the lower side. Abe has moments of high and low libido. Although he does enjoy sex, it’s not often on his mind. But when it is on his mind he’s guaranteed to make you feel good.
Z = Zzzzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
Not quickly at all. Abe doesn’t fall asleep easily outside of his tank. But he does love to cuddle with you afterwards, loves having you fall asleep on his chest. But he’s often wide awake, watching over you and holding you close as you sleep.
