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Things I did not expect watching the 1980' movie 9 to 5

Dolly Parton threatening to shoot her boss' dick off after he sexually assaulted her

Dolly Parton, Jane Fonda and Lily Tomlin smoking pot while eating pork ribs and discussing how they'd kill their boss

Jane Fonda dressed in a crocodile dundee style outfit majoretting with a shotgun. In black and white.

Lily Tomlin poisoning her boss' coffee while cosplaying as snow white and singing with cartoon animals

"I'm a doctor?! Why the hell am I even talking to you?!"

Dolly Parton, Jane Fonda and Lily Tomlin kidnapping their boss and dressing him up in BDSM style dog wear

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Tbh my dad watching Black Panther for the first time and going "Oh it's Lupita!" In the softest fanboy voice is an eternal mood

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HAPPY B-DAY TO THE BEST WITCH IN THE MULTIVERSE

Shoutout to @the-reality-warper for staying alive and putting up with my bullshit for yet another year! ❤💙❤💙❤

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I love having attention problems

I keep ordering things for myself and then forgetting about it till it gets delivered and that's about the closest I'll ever get to having a secret admirer

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Is the meme dead yet?

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I've been working in the same place for three weeks and no one can remember my name so each time they try to call me I go "no it's *insert random name*" and it works EACH TIME So far I've managed to be called Shy'm, Siren, Wayem (as in YMCA), Mayhem Shuri, Sauron and Gandalf