#hello john

[sheiak]

went to buy comics today and look who's behind hehe

[sam-the-curator]

How to get over writers blog

a foolproof plan by yours truly

let's just get right into it with step 1:

Hello, John. Apologies for the deception, but I wanted to make sure you started reading, so I thought it best not to announce myself 👁️

I’m assuming you’re alone; you always did prefer to read your statements in private. 

I wouldn’t try too hard to stop reading; there’s every likelihood you’ll just hurt yourself. So just listen.

Now, shall we turn the page and try again?

[lc-fics]

Not at all looking respectfully 😍🔥

Happy Monday Girls @cityzenchick @kathb59 @bubblegumwall

[sregnarkroywen]

Ref Cam, 11.05.2024

[myfandomscollide]

to whom it may concern,

Hello Jurgen. Apologies for the brutal pipe murder but I’d rather wanted to make sure you were dead to prevent you from attending your circus book club appointment. I thought it best not to announce myself. You’re alone unfortunately for you, though I always thought you were the biggest whore in history, I wanted to make sure your audience was low, so your final work wouldn’t be laughed out of town. I wouldn’t try too hard to stop the impending blood loss, as the pipe I’ve just used is now pinning you to the ground. 

So listen close as we close the page on this sorry story.

I hope you’ll forgive me for my indulgence as I find it quite fascinating in the achievement of finally killing - the - Jurgen Leitner. I thought it’s only appropriate to leave you with my personal eulogy of your foolish life. 

If I might say a few words “Now you fucked up”.

And why do you ask? For Immortality and power. You are nearly dead, unlike myself as I will eventually win in my objective, not to mention finding a vessel with the most magnificent beard, as yours will be utterly useless. And I will succeed in both. The obstacle that is you will be out of the way and I will finish my cultivation of Jon happily in your stead.

I will set the powers loose on this world and never die. However, I still should digress, ever I could die and the End told me that Jurgen Leitner was in heaven, I would piss on god’s feet to be sent down to the desolation. You had a thousand available opportunities to become something greater than yourself but you hid away like the pathetic, frail bastard that you are. Furthermore when I become the King of this ruined world, I will set up a holiday for everyone to pay anything but respect to you and your fucked up and true books.

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I just wanted to mash up both iconic statements.

I apologise for the psychic damage. Enjoy these good cows!

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[tuningspork]

the magnus archives two has just been released. u sit down. u press play. the opening theme tune starts. the voice of jonathan simms flows through ur headphones. statement begins. hello john, apologies for the deception,

[rewcana]

i fully fucking cried when john pulled martin out of the lonely

"look at me and tell me what you see"

"i see you... john"

BRUh

[earthbender]

The Magnus Archives but these are the worms and nobody acknowledges it except Tim