y'all wanted gerry, you're getting gerry >:D
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y'all wanted gerry, you're getting gerry >:D
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Got my wisdom teeth out today and…. um…..
STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT JURGEN LEITNER-
the jurgen leitner rant but it's Chappell Roan ✨ (featuring @mikonez 's beautiful Gerry 🥺)
In honour of @thesiltverses calling Faulkner “Dick Faulkner the rat bastard” it felt appropriate to make THE leitner rant but about Faulkner:)
the jurgen leitner rant from TMA, mayhaps?
sure thing! this is a ridiculously long one (it would be about 162 KDa) but i was able to get it to load. i also find it very funny that the word 'book' had to become just 'k' and that 'jurgen' was reduced to 'rgen'
letter sequence in this copypasta matching protein-coding amino acids:
RGENLEITNERSTPIDIDITMTHERFCKINGRGENLEITENERGDDAMNFLKCLLECTINGDSTEATINGRATLDASTARDSHITHEADIDITAVATARFTHEWHREIGGESTCLWNINTHECIRCSLAGHEDTFTWNCWYMTHERFCKINGRGEINLEITNERSTPPINNINGMEWHENITALKATRGEINLEITENERIHATEHIMSMCHWHYDESHEHAVESMANYFCKEDPKSWHYDIDHEDECIDETFCKARNDANDFINDTSTSETTHEMLSEISHEDEADISHEAASTARDMANHASSCHAVISCERALAFFECTNMENTEVENINTHERMNEVERSEENTHISMANSFACEANDIKNWHEHASTHEWRLDSSHITTIESTEARDGETAWAYFRMMEifiwantedtgetintheavenandgdsaidrgeinleitnerswaitinginsideiwldpissngdsfeetfrthesleprpsefgettingsentackdwnifihavetdealwithrgeinleitnerspeakingnewrdinpersnnviceinpdcastntnlywilliclsethetaiwilldeletemykmarktfspiteandhavetrewatchtheentireseriesagainfrtheeperiencefeingletskipallthetimeswhenheismentinedraliveidntevenknwwhyihatehimsmchhecllectskstiamstmadecaseiamangyheetterhavesmefckedpackstryteplainthisifhesstsmerichshitheadwhsafanfcreepypastaandwantedtheirlversinillghamETTERhavehadakmakehimkillamancifhedidntImgingtmakehimpaypalcmIFckingHatergeinLeitnerepisdesntevenathimvagelymentinedwhatissppsedtmayeehisliraryandIlstitwherethefckisrgeinleitnerifhesstillaliveimgingtsdeeplywishhewasntcrstyldmanillpnchleitnerandhissadfrailldmantwigneswillsimplyflakeapartndermyepichgemeatfistandhewilldisintegratentilallthatsleftisnefinalkhekeptnhimatalltimessimplytitledNwYFckedpinancientyiddishimntreathingimhyperventilatingatthispintihpetheresadategivenfrwhenrgendiedrwilldiesicanmakeitaremindernmyphneeverydaynceayeariwillseeitanddanythingtpayrespectstthemanwhhadsmanyfckedpiftreks
protein guy analysis:
i can't decide whether this protein represents the Corruption (obviously destroyed, an affront to life and health, and likely able to corrupt everything near it) or the Spiral (looking at and thinking about this makes me feel slightly insane). the ratio of total protein length to amino acids folded into a recognizable secondary structure is distressingly low and there are some holes in the middle that will surely bind something weird. i guess the real horror is the proteins we made along the way!
predicted protein structure:
in the artkives, straight up "jurging it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. my leitners
Yo… so I got bored. Enjoy!
JURGEN LEITNER?
STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING JURGEN LEITENER GOD DAMN FOOL BOOK COLLECTING DUST EATING RAT OLD BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT AVATAR OF THE WHORE BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING JURGEIN LEITNER STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT JURGEIN LEITENER I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MANY FUCKED UP BOOKS WHY DID HE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT JUST SET THEM LOOSE IS HE DEAD IS HE A BASTARD MAN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM NEVER SEEN THIS MANS FACE AND I KNOW HE HAS THE WORLDS SHITTIEST BEARD GET AWAY FROM ME IF I WANTED TO GET INTO HEAVEN AND GOD SAID JURGEN LEITNERS WAITING INSIDE I WOULD PISS ON GODS FEET FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF GETTING SENT BACK DOWN IF I HAVE TO DEAL WITH JURGEN LEITNER SPEAKING ONE WORD IN PERSON ON VOICE IN PODCAST NOT ONLY WILL I CLOSE THE TAB I WILL DELETE MY BOOKMARK OUT OF SPITE AND HAVE TO REWATCH THE ENTIRE SERIES AGAIN FOR THE EXPERIENCE OF BEING ABLE TO SKIP ALL THE TIMES WHEN HE IS MENTIONED OR ALIVE I DONT EVEN KNOW WHY I HATE HIM SO MUCH HE COLLECTS BOOKS BUT I AM JUST MAD BECAUSE I AM ANGY HE BETTER HAVE SOME FUCKED UP BACKSTORY TO EXPLAIN THIS IF HES JUST SOME RICH SHITHEAD WHOS A FAN OF CREEPYPASTA AND WANTED THE IRL VERSION ILL GO HAM BETTER HAVE HAD A BOOK MAKE HIM KILL A MAN CUZ IF HE DIDNT IM GOING TO MAKE HIM
paypal.com/IFuckingHateJurgeinLeitner EPISODES NOT EVEN ABOUT HIM VAGUELY MENTIONED WHAT IS SUPPOSED TO MAYBE BE HIS LIBRARY AND I LOST IT WHERE THE FUCK IS JURGEN LEITNER IF HES STILL ALIVE IM GOING TO SO DEEPLY WISH HE WASNT CRUSTY OLD MAN ILL PUNCH LEITNER AND HIS SAD FRAIL OLD MAN TWIG BONES WILL SIMPLY FLAKE APART UNDER MY EPIC HUGE MEAT FIST AND HE WILL DISINTEGRATE UNTIL ALL THATS LEFT IS ONE FINAL BOOK HE KEPT ON HIM AT ALL TIMES SIMPLY TITLED NOW YOU FUCKED UP IN ANCIENT YIDDISH IM NOT BREATHING IM HYPERVENTILATING AT THIS POINT I HOPE THERES A DATE GIVEN FOR WHEN JURGEN DIED OR WILL DIE SO I CAN MAKE IT A REMINDER ON MY PHONE EVERYDAY ONCE A YEAR I WILL SEE IT AND DO ANYTHING BUT PAY RESPECTS TO THE MAN WHO HAD SO MANY FUCKED UP IF TRUE BOOKS
Also…
JL?SIMJLGDFBCDEROBSIAOTWBCITCLOOTCMJLSPMWITAJLIHHSMWDHHSMFUBWDHDTFAAFOJSTLIHDIHABMHSAVAOMNEITRNSTMFAIKHHTWSBGAFMIIWTGIHAGSJLWIIWPOGFFTSPOGSBDIIHTDWJLSOWIPOVIPNOWICTTIWDMBOOSAHTRTESAFTEOBATSATTWHIMOAIDEKWIHHSMHCBBIAJMBIAAHBHSFUBTETIHJSRSWAFOCAWTIRLVIGHBHHABMHKAMCIHDIGTMH paypal.com/IFuckingHateJurgeinLeitner
ENEAHVMWISTMBHLAILIWTFIJLIHSAIGTSDWHWCOMIPLAHSFOMTBWSFAIMEHMFAHWDUATLIOFBTHKOHAATSTNYFUIAYINBIHATPIHTADGFWJDOWDSICMIAROMPEOAYIWSIADABPRTTMWHSMFUITB
Yeah…. So… I might be cooked chat.