#leitner rant

[vie-of-the-void]

y'all wanted gerry, you're getting gerry >:D

(click for better quality, enjoy!)

[kathasartblock]

Got my wisdom teeth out today and…. um…..

[things-as-dread-powers]

STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT JURGEN LEITNER-

[darkacademiaarchivist]

the jurgen leitner rant but it's Chappell Roan ✨ (featuring @mikonez 's beautiful Gerry 🥺)

[pinkelotjeart]

In honour of @thesiltverses calling Faulkner “Dick Faulkner the rat bastard” it felt appropriate to make THE leitner rant but about Faulkner:)

[hellsite-proteins]

the jurgen leitner rant from TMA, mayhaps?

sure thing! this is a ridiculously long one (it would be about 162 KDa) but i was able to get it to load. i also find it very funny that the word 'book' had to become just 'k' and that 'jurgen' was reduced to 'rgen'

letter sequence in this copypasta matching protein-coding amino acids:

RGENLEITNERSTPIDIDITMTHERFCKINGRGENLEITENERGDDAMNFLKCLLECTINGDSTEATINGRATLDASTARDSHITHEADIDITAVATARFTHEWHREIGGESTCLWNINTHECIRCSLAGHEDTFTWNCWYMTHERFCKINGRGEINLEITNERSTPPINNINGMEWHENITALKATRGEINLEITENERIHATEHIMSMCHWHYDESHEHAVESMANYFCKEDPKSWHYDIDHEDECIDETFCKARNDANDFINDTSTSETTHEMLSEISHEDEADISHEAASTARDMANHASSCHAVISCERALAFFECTNMENTEVENINTHERMNEVERSEENTHISMANSFACEANDIKNWHEHASTHEWRLDSSHITTIESTEARDGETAWAYFRMMEifiwantedtgetintheavenandgdsaidrgeinleitnerswaitinginsideiwldpissngdsfeetfrthesleprpsefgettingsentackdwnifihavetdealwithrgeinleitnerspeakingnewrdinpersnnviceinpdcastntnlywilliclsethetaiwilldeletemykmarktfspiteandhavetrewatchtheentireseriesagainfrtheeperiencefeingletskipallthetimeswhenheismentinedraliveidntevenknwwhyihatehimsmchhecllectskstiamstmadecaseiamangyheetterhavesmefckedpackstryteplainthisifhesstsmerichshitheadwhsafanfcreepypastaandwantedtheirlversinillghamETTERhavehadakmakehimkillamancifhedidntImgingtmakehimpaypalcmIFckingHatergeinLeitnerepisdesntevenathimvagelymentinedwhatissppsedtmayeehisliraryandIlstitwherethefckisrgeinleitnerifhesstillaliveimgingtsdeeplywishhewasntcrstyldmanillpnchleitnerandhissadfrailldmantwigneswillsimplyflakeapartndermyepichgemeatfistandhewilldisintegratentilallthatsleftisnefinalkhekeptnhimatalltimessimplytitledNwYFckedpinancientyiddishimntreathingimhyperventilatingatthispintihpetheresadategivenfrwhenrgendiedrwilldiesicanmakeitaremindernmyphneeverydaynceayeariwillseeitanddanythingtpayrespectstthemanwhhadsmanyfckedpiftreks

protein guy analysis:

i can't decide whether this protein represents the Corruption (obviously destroyed, an affront to life and health, and likely able to corrupt everything near it) or the Spiral (looking at and thinking about this makes me feel slightly insane). the ratio of total protein length to amino acids folded into a recognizable secondary structure is distressingly low and there are some holes in the middle that will surely bind something weird. i guess the real horror is the proteins we made along the way!

predicted protein structure:

[bermudarhombus1]

in the artkives, straight up "jurging it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. my leitners

[winter-wise]

STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING WALLACE LARSON GOD DAMN FOOL MINE OWNING DUST EATING RAT OLD BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT VESSEL OF THE WHORE BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING WALLACE LARSON

STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT WALLACE LARSON I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DOES HE HAVE SUCH A FUCKED UP MINE WHY DID HE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT JUST SET THEM LOOSE IN THE MINE IS HE DEAD IS HE A BASTARD MAN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM NEVER SEEN THIS MANS FACE AND I KNOW HE HAS THE WORLDS SHITTIEST BEARD GET AWAY FROM ME

if i wanted to get into heaven and god said wallace larsons waiting inside i would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down

if i have to deal with wallace larson speaking one more word in person on voice in podcast not only will i close the tab i will delete my bookmark out of spite and have to rewatch the entire series again for the experience of being able to skip all the times when he is mentioned or alive

where the fuck is wallace larson if hes still alive im going to so deeply wish he wasnt

crusty old man

ill punch larson and his sad frail old man twig bones will simply flake apart under my epic huge meat fist and he will disintegrate until all thats left is one ancient letter he kept on him at all times simply titled Now You Fucked Up in ancient yiddish

im not breathing im hyperventilating at this point

i hope theres a date given for when wallace died or will die so i can make it a reminder on my phone

everyday once a year i will see it and do anything but pay respects to the man who had so many fucked up if true dealings with elder gods