This was a secret Santa gift for @satanfae, damn how long was I gone??
#phm#ryland grace#rocky the eridian#project hail mary spoilers





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This was a secret Santa gift for @satanfae, damn how long was I gone??
My personal brand of brainrot
"Doesn't it also infuriate you. When those fat freaks stand over you?"
man...
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Hellsing Valentine's Day
Headcannons <3
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Characters: Alucard, Integra Hellsing, Luke Valentine, Jan Valentine, Rip Van Winkle, Pip Bernadotte, Alexander Anderson, Major, Seras Victoria, Hans Günsche, Heinkel Wolfe, and Yumiko Takagi <3
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Alucard:
Doesn't care for Valentine's day necessarily
If you were his Valentine he would write you a long letter going into detail about everything he has felt since the day you met
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Integra Hellsing:
Never really understood Valentine's day
Would get you flowers at most
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Luke Valentine:
Same as Integra essentially, he'd get you flowers if anything at all and tell you that he loves you
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Jan Valentine:
He actually doesn't mind Valentine's Day too much
Most he's do is get you like a stuffed animal and maybe some chocolate or whatever
He'd mainly just wants to fuck
He'd want you to get him stuff
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Rip Van Winkle:
She LOVES Valentine's Day
You'd get everything, flowers, chocolate, stuffed animals, letters... etc
You'd probably spend most of the day cuddling
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Pip bernadotte:
He takes Valentine's Day fairly seriously
He'd get you flowers, write you a letter, and give you a locket with a picture of you and him inside
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Alexander Anderson:
He actually loves Valentine's Day
He wouldn't leave your side all day
He'd get you flowers
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Major:
You're getting nothing 💔
He might spend a little time with you or tell you he loves you at the very most
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Seras Victoria:
Goes all out for Valentine's Day
Is super clingy
Like Rip, she'd also give you TONS of gifts and attention
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Hans Günsche:
Doesn't mind Valentine's day
Would leave flowers and a letter on your bed or doorstep in the morning
Would hug you randomly throughout the day
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Heinkel Wolfe:
Doesn't mind Valentine's day
Would get you a locket of you two and write you a letter
Similar to Hans, she is more quiet in her affection
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Yumiko Takagi:
Likes Valentine's Day
Would get you flowers and write you a letter
She's slightly more affectionate this time of year
Expresses her love in words
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Sorry for the late post, happy Valentines day!!!!
Capitan hans
Hellsing pubes headcannons list (nsfw ish obviously)
Integra: thick juicy bush 🤤🤤🤤
Seras: trims
Pip: thick juicy bush 🤤🤤🤤
Alucard: can change style at will but usually leaves a strip
Walter: dust 💔
Anderson: jungle, stores bible in it
Maxwell: waxes
Heinkel: thick juicy bush 🤤🤤🤤
Yumie/yumiko: thick juicy bush 🤤🤤🤤
Major: can’t reach 💔 let’s it grow (doctor helps sometimes)
Doctor: waxes
Captain: Santa’s beard jungle can store weapons in it
Zorin: thick juicy bush 🤤🤤🤤 does not wash
Rip: thick juicy bush 🤤🤤🤤 (trims sometimes)
Jan: musty ahh jungle 🤢🤢🤢🤢
Luke: shaves (balls too)
Hellsing/Drifters Wallpaper I Found (Original)
(Unblurred and Cleaned By Me Welp, I Did My Best)
(Please I Dont Know The Original Artist, If Anyone Does Please Notify Me So I Can Mention Them, Danke!)
"And No I'm Definitely Not Staring At Chubby Marshmellow Man"
Good doggy,I find him adorable somehow
Do not reupload thank you