Thrill Me, Chill Me, Fulfill Me!
Alucard x reader
Warnings: well this is smut LOL, vampire pussy eating, I didn’t specify a gender but you do have a vagina so…take that with what you will!
See below for notes (;
“Drifting just right out of sight. Show me where it hurts and I’ll lick it better.”
-Unpublishable by Ethel Cain
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There he stands, in the corner of your room, watching you, as you watch the stars.
Eyes transfixed on something elsewhere in your mind. You are a meteor that shot through his forever night sky. A human, so ordinary, you are extraordinary.
He doesn’t visit you often, trying to keep his distance, yet you are all he thinks about. The moment he enters his coffin, to the time the evening bell chimes and Integra has a job for him, you are enter his mind. It’s unwanted, yet you have settled yourself into a monsters mind, like a lily blooming in hell.
This night is one of the rare nights he is in your physical presence. You never scream at him to leave, or cry in agony at the monster that creeps in the corners in your room in Hellsing, so he stays sometimes.
Sometimes, the two of you will chat, mainly you, though you are quite curious about him.
Silly human.
You do not need to know the dark existence he has lived. More so, absentmindedly chugging along until he eventually, hopefully, dies. Sometimes, he likes to think of you as a distraction. A distraction until his bitter end. So instead, he mainly lets you speak. About your hopes, your dreams, how you like your coffee, or do you like coffee at all? These are all so….fascinating.
You turn over to look at him, eyes sparkling, like you are not looking at a beast. You look perplexed. Blood pools into your cheeks, making you look even more enchanting under the moonlight.
“What troubles you, my dear.”
You avoid his gaze. He barely, if ever, blinks. He tries sometimes, for you, though that human trait is long gone, along with others.
“I just…” Hands start to fidget, little sweat beads, too small for the human eye, start to form, indicating that you are nervous.
He stands a bit closer to you, still trying to maintain some sort of distance. He too, now, is confused as well. He will never understand humans.
“Out with it.” He says, yet gently. No matter how hard he tries, cruel words filter into something lighter around you. 
His tall stature looms over you, consuming, taking away anything that’s behind him. The question that’s on the tip of your tongue is something you’re unsure of. You’re not exactly sure what you want, but the only thing you’re sure of is that your body aches with need. Part of you thinks it’s one of the powers of a vampire, to seduce, but you think it’s just you and your insatiable need to have him.
“I want you.” Your words are simple and direct. Saying out loud, you feel silly, you feel stupid. He is a monster. You have seen glimpses of what he could do and yet, you’ve seen glimpses of a gentlemen before the darkness. You have come to notice that he doesn’t do anything until you’ve given him the green light.
You’ve already pictured it, night after night, in your dreams. The sensual touches, his velvety voice, his eyes coaxing out pleasures with just a look, leaves you soaked when you wake up. You’ll touch yourself to finish, to even feel an ounce of what you felt in your dreams, yet it never comes close. You have gone mad. Knowing that you live under the same roof as the vampire of your dreams, has you reeling.
Your little fantasy is brought back to the present when you hear a humorless laugh. A blush sneaks its way back to your cheeks, this time out of humiliation.
“You silly human. You do not want me, I am a monster. I am the darkness that lurks in your nightmares. It would be a sin to bed me and like it!” He sneers as he draws closer to you, each step feels like your doom.
This was a mistake.
Of course it was, you are but a silly human, but your heart wants what it wants.
Your lips tremble with hurt and thighs squeeze with desire.
He’s close to you now. You can smell the scent of death on him. You look up at him and the beauty of him. Long, ebony hair falls in tendrils behind him, while some strands cover parts of his eyes. His eyes match the color of his clothing, crimson and bloody. Everything about it screams demonic, but you only see an angel.
Seeing you, like this, shaking, looking so small, it makes his undead heart ache. His eyes soften. To be with you, in that way, so close with your bodies touching, it’s only in his undead dreams.
It can only be in his dreams.
If he has you, he can never turn back.
Though, his black heart can’t help but give in, even just a little. He is a monster after all.
Fingers, like talons, take a gentle hold on your neck. His thumb rubbing soothing circles, your mouth opening at the cool sensation.
“Is this,” he moves his head closer, so close his cool breath is touching your ear, “what you truly want? Is this what your human heart desires?”
His skin is like ice. Cold and not meant to be felt by a human, it’s everything you’ve dreamed of. His lips, just as cold, place feather-like kisses across your cheek. You wouldn’t even notice the sensation if it wasn’t for an almost 7-foot vampire hunching over you.
After a moment, he breaks away, His eyes are solemn as they look at you, with a hint of hunger. Hunger for what? You don’t exactly know, all you know is your arousal grows with each second passing.
“Speak, my dear. Tell me! I will do as you say, so tell me!”
Your eyes are foggy with lust as he continues to pepper you with gentle kisses. You can tell he is holding himself back. What you thought was rejection, was actually hesitation.
Shadows start to whirl around you, blinding your vision, so all you see is him. His kisses start to descend, inching towards your neck. He stops before he falls off the deep end to look at you. Now his eyes are almost pitch black. The abyss is so vast that you let out a shaky breath.
“I-yes-I,”
“Yes what? Say it.”
Though is voice carries a demanding tone, it’s as gentle as his kisses. It’s full of passion that you’ve never felt with another human. The passion gives you strength.
“Yes! I want you!”
That does it.
Within a split second he’s carrying you bridal style to your bed. You fall gracefully onto your pillows, a little cold from your window being open.
Alucard hovers above your clothed stomach, keeping preying eyes on you. He looks a bit different than when he first manifested in your room. His black hair, now longer, floats around him along with his shadow. The shadows now contain about a thousand glowing eyes, almost black like the ones on his face. They’re all watching you with lust.
“As you wish, my dove.”
Your T-shirt is delicately moved up with one of his hands, making you shiver from the cold and the sensual touch. He stares at your stomach, beautiful and soft and oh so deliciously human.
A long, pale tongue slowly exits his mouth, coming to a lewd point. Your stomach con-caves slightly, letting out a sharp breath and he hasn’t even done anything. His eyes never leave you, savoring these appetizing reactions.
He gives your lower stomach a little lick, sharp teeth on full display as you squirm at his teasing.
“My, my,” he gives you another small lick, “you are insatiable darling.”
Both of his sharp hands now tease the waste band of your pajama shorts, his sharp fingernails making you shudder. He’s so close to what you desire and he’s taking his sweet damn time.
Cool fingers start to slowly bring your shorts down, revealing your panties underneath.
You’re not even fully revealed, yet you close your legs, feeling bare before the eyes that watch.
He smiles, the smile would come off as evil if it weren’t for what he says, “You are perfect, silly human. You should not hide yourself from a demon like me.”
He takes his tongue and drags it all along the clothed slit of your pussy, your back arching at the sensation.
“Mnh!” Your lips are closed shut, yet you still let out an audible whimper.
“Let me hear you, feel you, taste you! Do not hold back!”
He goes in like a man starved, more like creature starved, leaving a wet pool on your panties. Eyes roll back into your skull. You give in and let him hear how he’s making you feel. Tongue, long and so strong, it feels like there is no barrier between you and him.
He starts to slowly, agonizingly, pull down your panties as he gives you soft strokes with his tongue. He so close, his nose is now hitting your bare clit, creating a sensation so good you feel like you’re floating. Then, with one more tug, your panties are off, and you feel the wetness of his mouth.
The only thing that can be heard from your room is the sound of squelching and your pretty little moans. That doesn’t seem to be enough, because he starts to move his face so deep into you, if he were a human, he surely wouldn’t be able to breath.
His thick tongue finally enters, making your whole body convulse.
“Oh my god!” You hiss, grabbing his long, ebony hair and pulling it, making him let out a pleased sigh.
His tongue fucks you slowly, wiggling it inside of you. A pointy nose hitting you in the right spot.
It’s all too much.
The shadows and eyes start to consume you.
You are so beautiful, laid out like this. His decaying heart roars to life at each mewl and moan you let out. Looking at you right now, makes him feel like this was his purpose, to please you. It’s all up to you, and this force of evil will follow.
Alucard starts to let out a low growl, as if feeling you getting closer and closer to finishing. Your breathing gets heavier, almost not being able to breathe at all.
His long arms now wrap around your waste, beckoning you closer, urging you closer to his mouth.
That’s when it hits you, pure ecstasy. He’s literally eating you, lapping you up like a dog. Each lick and suck sending your senses into overdrive. You haven’t felt more alive.
You come down, and he still inside of you. Mouth still sucking on your tender and overstimulated pussy. You whine, not knowing if you want more or for him to stop.
His tongue comes out of you, feeling empty. He looks at you like he’s gone mad. A single droplet of blood falls from one of his eyes. In that look, you can tell that this is only the beginning.
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Notes: heyyyy peoppple! First Alucard fic and ofc it’s him licking us tf up LMAO! I hope you guys like it and omg two fics in one week?! I told you guys I was cooking shit up in my Gojo fic. I am new to the hellsing fandom so PLEASE let’s all be kind! Let me know what you guys think and with that…i appreciate yall and I hope you have such a lovely holiday🩷🩷🩷🩷
Ps: I have other oneshots in general, I just need to link them LMAO! buuutttt if you guys are interested you can just look up ‘whatever’ x reader in my tags! I don’t have a lot but they’re there! Ty again!

