Feb 11
Inej: Don't break someone's heart, they only have one. Kaz: Instead, break their bones, they have 206 of those. Inej: KAZ BREKKER!
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Inej: Don't break someone's heart, they only have one. Kaz: Instead, break their bones, they have 206 of those. Inej: KAZ BREKKER!
i might just be sleep deprived but i noticed every pjo book is loosely based on a greek myth
like
lightning thief: perseus
sea of monsters: odysseus
titans curse: hercules
battle of the labyrinth: theseus
last olympian: achilles
so something I've noticed as I started reading more bobadin fanfics is the fact that many of y'all end up making Paz a terrible person. and I never understood why. when I first watched the mandalorian, my first instinct on the type of person Paz was wasn't bad. I thought, and still firmly believe, that Paz is a genuinely good person who stands for what he believes in and is a kind and caring person. anyone who watched him and his son could see that. sure, he may be a trigger-happy heavy-artillery type guy, but he's mandalorian: it's expected. besides, I think it adds to his personality. he is a complex character, and I dunno, I just feel like a lot of fanfics are just stripping that away from him. and yes, I do know that fanfics are based of the headcanons of the author, and do not have to follow canon, but it bothers me sometimes, especially when Paz is presented in such a bad way. my boy Paz could never be abusive to din, especially if they were partners.
again, I'm not slandering authors or anything, I know it's their opinions. I'm just stating something I've noticed and giving my own opinions on this.
what do y'all think about Paz? I wanna know
the fact that kaz ripped out some guy's eyeball and threatened to rip out the other one because he hurt inej
the fact that kaz agreed to let the guy live if he talked and then killed him anyway
kaz is 100% book boyfriend material
I find it so funny that with most ships everyone mostly agrees who the top and the bottom of the ship is
And then there's obikin
Personally I'm a bottom!Anakin truther but if you don't agree that's fine
(he has luscious curls and a grabbable waist. bottom material ok)
istg whenever people spell anakin as anikan or ani as annie i die a bit inside
anikan is horrible and inexcusable
although i can understand annie, it just bothers me because it makes him seem like a girl
and when people spell padme and specifically put an accent but they spell it like padmè instead of padmé like if it was an è it would not make the ay sound!!!
honestly at that point just forgo the accent entirely
like if youre gonna add the accent youd better fucking check its the correct accent
it cannot kill you to spell correctly
the correct spellings are literally RIGHT THERE
just go on wookiepedia or star wars database or literally any wiki site or official star wars book/comic and do your fucking research
so I read forever is the sweetest con on ao3 (check that out btw it's sooo good I was cackling the whole time)
and it made me completely agree: Kaz would get married for tax reasons (but he would already be married to inej just not legally)
and if being single would have better taxes one day he would get a divorce
but if Kaz ever tried that, the rest of the Crows would beat the shit outta him, dirtyhands or not. nobody hurts inej, not even Kaz.
so then Kaz and inej would stay married happily ever after (not really but yeah)
average Kanej behaviour
https://archiveofourown.org/works/32364109
My personal headcanons for the Crows!
Kaz: Straight as a (wobbly) line, probably pretended to be gay for a job before
Inej: Probably bi
Wylan and Jesper: these two are as straight as circles
Nina: pan(cakes and waffles. especially waffles). will flirt with anything (waffles?)
Matthias: The straightest of the Crows, definitely
Idk just a random thing I thought of
EDIT: I'm so sorry guys I forgot about the times Kaz mentions romantic stuff
also I wrote this while delirious with 3 hours of sleep so obviously it wasn't perfect