#helsknight_

[zylistic]

I was bored ok and yes that’s my helbois design don’t @ me

[casspen-starlight]

Ex: Name a more iconic duo then my fear of abandonment and my instinct to self isolate. I'll wait.

Hels: Us.

Ex, choking up: ...okay

[casspen-starlight]

Wels: I want a remote that makes people shut the fuck up with the click of a button

Hels: a gun.

[casspen-starlight]

introducing helsknight_

Xisuma: I wish we could block people in real life.

Ex: A restraining order.

Hels: Murder.

[casspen-starlight]

Wels: I just climbed up the stairs in two steps.

Hels, unimpressed: I could get you down them in none.

[casspen-starlight]

Hels: You could just admit you've made a mistake.

EX, stirring his coffee: I prefer it with salt.

[casspen-starlight]

Wels: I’m not getting into any more stupid debates with you.

Hels: Earth is not a planet.

Wels: HOW IS EARTH NOT A PLANET!?

[casspen-starlight]

Ex: I can’t go, stress is bad for the baby

Hels: What baby?

Ex: me.