#xisumavoidmc

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Xisuma: some of you never made good decisions before and it shows

Mumbo, whispering to Grian: Is he talking about me?

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Xisuma: What if I pour coffee in my cereal instead of milk?

TFC, taking the coffee pot as he walks by: What if you don’t?

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Xisuma: I think your calculations may have been off.

Mumbo: Well, they can't be off if you don't do any.

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Dentist: open up

Grian: it all started when i met my childhood friends

Dentist: no, i meant-

Xisuma wait, let him finish

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Xisuma: *is sad*

Keralis: *begins breakdancing gently* Shashwammy

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False if there’s a “heavens no” and a “hell yes”, why isn’t there a “purgatory maybe”

Xisuma: PURGHAPS

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By the way guys I had a weird dream about Joe Hills.

On that dream Joe has been missing on the server for a week and Xisuma said that they need him back or the peace on the server will never be restored.

On cue, Ren strummed his guitar and played 'Cotton eyed Joe' on repeat with Doc doing fortnite dance next to him.

And then Joe appears but he's a giant. Xisuma just facepalmed and turned to Doc and Ren saying that they overdid the ritual and gave Joe too much power.

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Keralis: Hey dude, when was the last time you slept?

Xisuma: Monday.

Bdubs: But today is Monday.

Xisuma: I didn’t say it was this Monday.