today's invertebrates................anthobothrium altavelae, vanadis antarctica and yoda demiankoopi!
three of them!!! they call themselves the worm brothers and they work for That One Company That Makes Woods And Furmitures And Stuff™!
all three of these fine gents have a strange obsession with building bridges, and they will always make excuses or horribly twist words to find a way to build one, no matter how unnecessary it would be. they also build at a ludicrous speed, so once they've decided that they're going to make one there's nothing you can do about it
they'll build their treasured bridges anywhere! one time they built one on a guy's face! and another time they managed to put one on a baby before it was even conceived!!
their building is so impressive that you can't even get mad at them for it, even if it ruins your life by pobbling near your house or your 📵⚠️↪️🔆⚕️⚕️💱 and causing it to explode¡
glorpiness rating: lady you are school and dirt for loosing
anthobothrium illustration from this paper, vanadis photograph from this blog post and yoda from this other blog post I think? idk I'm in a rush against time to post these guys before I sleep and forget
I have no idea what that blob next to anthobothrium altavelae is btw
also vanadis has a really freaky evertable proboscis. you should definitely look it up