#hemingdouche

[ablogwithaview]

I read Moveable Feast by Hem And I laughed like an insane villain and then cried and then I threw the book out of the window at 3 am in the snow I am so angry right now I could go outside pick that book up and BURN IT and then throw the ash through the window again

I found this in my drafts from @vaninavaninni from I don’t even know what year, but it is still the most beautiful review of any Hemingdouche book ever. 

[antiphon]

gilbert’s love for hemingway does not need to be indulged

[ablogwithaview]

That other Hemingway-nickname ask reminded me that I got a dirty look from an old guy in the bookstore a few months ago because I said "Hemingdouche" a bit too loud. (But a woman nearby snorted a laugh and grinned when I passed her again a few minutes later.)

Yessssssssssss. 👏🏻

[ablogwithaview]

Just thought I'd let you know that while doing today's crossword my brain's immediate response to "Hemingway nickname" was Hemingdouche. Didn't even skip a beat. Your influence is strong my dear.

This is what I like to hear. 🎉

[ablogwithaview]

Throw that Heming away!

[ablogwithaview]

I can’t wait until I get to design my own seminars and teach one devoted to Zelda Fitzgerald and how F. Douche stole her work. 

[ablogwithaview]

decadent-romanticism replied to your post: I can’t wait until I get to design my own seminars...

have you read Kate Zambreno’s ‘Heroines’?! That book threw me into a year-long rage.

Omg no, but I need to. 

[mayssavetes]

Daily reminder that hemingdouche is the most idiotic tag on this website