ranking "fathers" of the gangsey by how much i hate them
robert parrish - self explanatory - "i regretted it the moment i squirted him into you" - beat adam until he became half-deaf - the worst dude ever - i hate him so much - didnt suffer enough
niall lynch - "oh hes not that bad" - absent (went missing a lot) - created a wife/mom with limited agency (heavily implied autonomy & ethical issues here) (this is his worst sin to me tbh) - inflicted nonsense on Eldest Daughter (declan)
richard gansey 2 - "i dont know why they allow those people to breed" classism - absent/neglectful (baby gansey was running around europe with strange men & his parents didnt know where he was???)
artemus butternut - absent/neglectful - acknowledged blue like twice? - mr gray unironically a better dad
cheng senior - ??? is his absence by choice - i have no clue - henrys mom is more present but thats another can of worms
czerny senior - is he mentioned at all??? - im just gonna assume hes good - theres enough daddy issues in the friend group