#henway

[maddascanbe-blog]

Honestly, with the hair how could I NOT! Please enjoy the pun-name, it brings me so much joy.

Momo and the Rooster just made sense, frankly. The hair, the color pallet, the potential for bullshit. And, in my never ending quest to point out better options for her suit, the open back with a jacket over it.

Presumably all the hero costumes in MHA are made of a fancy fabric that stops it being wrecked all the time. So why not just have her back open and throw a jacket over! She rarely even uses the boob window!

Fuck- whatever. This suit doesn't necessarily scream rooster, but I like the simplicity. Especially since the next one- oof. So many details.

Bonus- no jacket

[accuratelotfquotes]

Jack: It smells like henway in here.

Piggy:

Ralph: Piggy.

Ralph, forcefully: Doesn't it smell like henway in here?

Piggy: *sigh*

Piggy: What's a henway?

Jack: OH ABOUT TEN POUNDS.

[cornhighlights]

ooh, hlvrai requests! how about benry making gordon say updog?

I got this stupid idea from these posts

[fake-dr-bright-list]

Dr Bright is not allowed to mention:

Updog

Henway

Ligma

Sugondese

Bofa

Hava

Joe

OK HOW MANY OF THESE FUCKING THINGS CAN YOU THINK UP

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

Link: Guys, what’s an “up dog”?

Blue: Oh, it’s bigger than a henway

Link: Okay, then what’s a henway?

Young Link: About as much as Falco after Thanksgiving.

Toon Link: OOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!

Ness: YOU JUST GOT ROASTED!

Link: I still don’t know what either of those things are.

[badly-drawn-tfalongarmshockblurr]

Well I tried to do a human joke, I thought @badly-drawn-tfaperceptor would’ve been perfect but he caught on to soon. I might need to take pointers from Bumblebee, he would probably know how to trick get someone to say ‘What’s a henway’.

Time to get taught how to tell human jokes I suppose.

[fieriframes]

[I don't know. What's a henway? [hen weigh]]

[loudlychoppedbread]

Droxy: Woah. Bro, I think that was updog.

Azure Diamond: Pretty sure that was henway.

Droxy: What's a henway?

Hope Diamond: About 5 pounds.

Droxy: *cries in a hole*