#hermitmaster

[boxofoxberry]

hermitmaster my beloved

[timesiick]

tears in my eyes over ths

[ra1nst0rm-tmblr]

THEY MADE JIM CUT AND LINE UP 100 PIECES OF GRASS FOR NO REASON OMGG

look at this guy. pure chaotic evil. and proud of it.

[cha0sch3rry]

go my hermitmaster

[where-is-the-sam-standee]

The Sam standee is in the family photo from Hermit Master at the 2026 Hermitcraft Charity Event For Gamers Outreach!

[reading-writing-dying]

Anyways...

[aureachaos]

Bdubs, holding a beet: Have you ever eaten a beet?

Grian: I have

Bdubs: You have?

Gem: They're good

Bdubs: Good. I can tell you with 100% confidence, they are delicious and I will prove it right now

Spends a solid ten seconds staring at the beet contemplating it, going to take a bite several times (but not actually) before finally trying to take a bite

Bdubs, while trying to eat the beet: Mm. Mm. They're good. They're healthy.

Grian starts wheezing

Bdubs: And, uh, they're sugary *coughs* they're sugary than you'd think. *gags on the root of the beetroot* And, what was- how much was his?

Gem, giggling: 3.50

Bdubs: This is $2

Gem, Grian, and Tango burst out laughing

[vell-in-a-pot]

WHAT COULD PAUSE MEAN OTHER THAN PAUSE!?!?!?!?!