(image art by @macksartblock !)
Hero: What are you doing here you nerd? I know you don't read.
Taylor: I am trying to save the world. What are you doing here you nerd?
Hero: Oh my G-d, what does that even mean?
Freddie: Where are you Scary? Are you across from— across the library?
Matt: In between the two convers—
Beth: I'm like way far away– [all laughing] I'm so far away.
Anthony: But it's really quiet, so your voice travels!
Taylor: We're trying to save the world– we're trying to help Tony Pepperoni fix his fucked up marriage by the power of anime.
Hero: That sounds like two different things, my dude. Saving the world is saving a fucked up marriage? What are you fucking talking about?
Taylor: Shows how much you fucking know you idiot.
Hero: Ah, I fucking hate you so much. [all laughing]
Taylor: [laughing] I'm gonna kill you– look at me–
Hero: I can't stand your ass.
Taylor: Look at me. Look at me. Look at me.
Hero: Yeah, I can't look away. You're like a car crash–
Taylor: Look me in the eyes– look at– look at me–
Hero: Your face is like a human fucking car crash!
Taylor: I promise I will kill you. Do you understand?
Hero: I will fucking kill you first– not if I kill you first you piece of shit.
Taylor: I will fucking murder you. And—
Taylor: I'm– I will find you when you sleep!
Hero: Wish my brother had never befriended you in the fucking first place!
Taylor: I'm going to find where you sleep and I'm going to throw a pipe bomb in your bedroom!
Hero: I'll fucking catch it in my mouth if it means I don't have to fucking see your face again– Happily! [all laughter] And once it blows– once it explodes, once it blows my face wide open like a g-ddamn chest burster, I'll still be happier and cuter than you, you dumb fuck.
Taylor: I think we've made some real progress here today.
Freddie: And I storm off really angrily. And then as I'm storming off, we cut to inside of Taylor's head and Taylor goes like—
Taylor: [echoing, like it’s inside his head] Heh, one step closer to making her fall in love with me!
Anthony: [laughing] And we go into the Hero's head, she's like—
Hero: [echoing] I'm gonna to kill that guy!
[all laughing, fade out into guitar riff]
