#hfpd

[pettyeyeart]

He needs to see a doctor...

[jack-0f-stars]

me trying to telepathically influence the Langs into writing us a Nightmare Time story starring Detective Shapiro and Officer Bailey:

[parent-of-five-doug-hfpd]

BLOCKBLOCKBLOCKBLOCKBLOCK TELL A TRUSTED ADULT

[youshouldhavepaidattentiondad]

Sam: Here's a list of suspects I've put together so far

Doug: Sam, your name is on this list

Sam: I don't remember where I was last Friday night, Doug. Therefore, I have no alibi. I've been tailing myself for the past three days.

[theguywhodidntlikestimboards]

Trans and MLM / Gay Pride Mariah Cop / Doug

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[sonnetthebard]

Incorrect Quotes #6

Doug, wearing a fake lion's mane: Hey Sarge! This is part of my Halloween costume. Guess who I'm going as.

Sarge (Rob's Cop): Sam?

Sam: Hey!

Doug: It's the Cowardly Lion...

Sarge: Oh. Well then... you'd better add a tail or something, or everyone will be guessing Sam.

[pettyeyeart]

Hatchetfield Requests!

All of these are from Blinky's Rewatch Party Discord server.

Sorry, it's a long one lmao.

[pettyeyeart]

Genuinely don't remember if I posted this one, but here's The Worst Guy Ever <3