Mischief Managed.

hi im jaz & im a huge fucking nerd

[catchymemes]

[greelin]

my dark twisted secret is i always use my turn signals whenever possible because i believe they were included in vehicles for a reason. i’m a bit of a freak this way. a weirdo

[greelin]

many funny and true things going on in the notes. but also

what the hell is going on up there.

[we-didnt-playtest-this-at-all]

@massachusetts-official

[massachusetts-official]

Official Post of Massachusetts

[iapislazuli]

anyone else remember being 13 on tumblr and every morning youd scroll down until you got to posts from the night before like it was the morning paper 

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[everythingfox]

Fox

[ridleydaisy]

- You know, I’m 1500 years old. I’ve killed twice as many enemies as that. And every one of them would have rather killed me than not succeeded. I’m only alive because fate wants me alive. Thanos is just the latest of a long line of bastards, and he’ll be the latest to feel my vengeance - fate wills it so.

- And what if you’re wrong?

- If I’m wrong, then… what more could I lose?

[wilsonpatricks-deactivated20191]

#big dork energy

[hellish-undeath]

On a job application: “What is your preferred name and gender, we value diversity, so be honest.” Me: 

[dyslexicpoodle]

I don’t know what this means.  I’ve never filled out a form that said that.

[teddytheebear]

they’re asking you to disclose if you’re transgender. legally, they can’t ask or consider someone’s gender in hiring someone, so they get around it by giving you the option of telling them yourself. if you “volunteer” the information, that’s legal.

its like when they try to figure out if you’re poor by asking if you have “reliable transportation,” hoping that ppl will explain that they dont have a car without actually being asked. things like that.

its a scummy thing to do, especially in this case where theyre presenting it like a “diversity” thing.

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

^^^^ Never answer those questions honestly if you actually want the job.

[amthsts-remade-deactivated20191]

My managers have personally told people that anyone who puts anything like that outside of just “male or female” gets their application tossed immediately. Btw if an interviewer asks if you have reliable transportation, don’t say anything but “yes I do” that’s it!!!!! Don’t say another word don’t say you take the bus or walk or bike or get rides or uber don’t say anything!!!!! Just say yes and that is it they cannot require any sort of proof of transportation.

[gitgey-deactivated20171125]

Shit. I didn’t know that about transportation but I'mma start doing it now.

[archionblu]

I just took a class where one of the things we had to go over was interviewing to hire. 

The entire process was super gross and made me feel scummy and unethical. SO!

Here is an article (that we used in class) that covers 30 Interview Questions Potential Employers are Not Allowed To Ask You (and what they might ask you instead). 

Be on the look out for any of these questions. 

[null-al-ghul]

Never give out info. Only provide info when required

[sakura-haruka]

#I’m in love 

[basketballamerican-deactivated2]

[izhmash-deactivated20181213]

ITS MINGUS

[weakpassword1]

He teeth too big for he gotdamn mouth!!!!!

[decapitiger]

[hypat1a]

[whitepeopletwitter]

Do you take academic credit?

[perhapsarat]

Do you do requests for comic scenes? I'd love to see one of Snape creeping out from behind the suit of armor saying "It is I." That was the funniest most goddamn extra entrance I've ever seen in my life

[sketchinthoughts]

[battlevilla]