#hi dozer

[evilbrandonworks]

O don’t care let’s sleep,, everybody tryning to be him something something

[philhollywood-was-here]

I found Dozer 🍿

[philhollywood-was-here]

Becky was walking in the shopping mall when she spotted a man standing in front of a cell phone store dressed in an oversized, novelty cell phone costume. Becky became quite angry when she saw him bumping dudes and tickling girls as they passed by the store, so she rushed the phone mascot and took him down with a spear.

As a crowd gathered to watch the fight, Shane McMahon filtered through and asked Becky as she pinned the bewildered cell phone employee, “Becky, what are you doing?”

Becky replied, “Shane, can’t you see I’m on the phone!?”

[philhollywood-was-here]

More Dozer appreciation because guess who just found a new reason to live and heart eyes is a medical condition and call for an ambulance that’s why.

[philhollywood-was-here]

Dozer appreciation because how many variants have holidays dedicated to them and would reblog like crazy for your actual dynamite self and see you next year or earlier whichever and followers calm down that’s why.

[philhollywood-was-here]

dozing replied to your photo “Black Lipstick Dozer: The Return of the Queen ⬛️ #also eyebrows...”

@philhollywood I knew you’d like this lol

🖤 😍 🖤

[philhollywood-was-here]

I found Dozer. 😻 Now call the hospital.

[philhollywood-was-here]

@dozing