first of all, look at @hideandsneak's youtube piper au ASAP it's so funny and cool to me ahhhh. anyway, that post reminded me that Monster Donut existed and after like 40 mins of nonsense, BAM:
[Image Description: The first image is the words MONSTER DONUT in white with a purple outline. The O's are a cartoon donut with three eyes, purple frosting, and blue and pink sprinkles. The same donut is underneath it, now with dark stick hands and legs.
The second image shows the same donut cartoon, now outlined in white, on a purple paper bag. The background is a pale pink.
The third image is the same title from the first image, but underneath is a paper coffee cup. The coffee cup has the first image across it, with a black top. END ID]
there's most definitely a monster donut in new rome that is monster owned and employed. it's a rule that you're not allowed to come in if you have weapons or armor on. the little donut mascot's name is Little Chaos, but new rome doesn't have the mascot costume anymore because someone blew it up when asking out their homecoming date in like, 2006 :(