My fiancé and I got like...super baked.
>>Fast Forward Like An Hour>>
We eatin. And I start to choke. Like I got it, but I'm legit about to choke to death on some munchies. Cause Im high as shit, loud as shit, laughing about how bad I'm feeling.
At first it's funny, right. Like... Me and her laughing and I'm liike. "No. Frfr."
But the we keep laughing...
Until I start choking forreal.
And she really smart. Like...went to college for a good few years, got a degree, uses her brain superrrr good, kinda smart.
This girl be sumb as shit
My fiancé. The love of my life. Watched me choking on munchies because she made me laugh so much.
Not even like most people.
Not like: " omg are u okay? Are you dying?! Omfg omfg."
She got the, " deer in headlights", picking "freeze" instead of "fight or flight" kinda look in her eyes.
And then she punches me deadass in the middle of my chest.