#hirutobi

[hiruzensux]

In some college au, what does Tobirama teach? And who gets sextra credit?

hmmmm... i’m not really into AUs outside of like canon-divergence, but i think i can try and do something for just this ask...

I feel like there’s a lot of subjects Tobirama could teach — probably any of the core sciences... or maybe Forensic Science? Anatomy and Physiology? Something that involves cutting up dead people probably

But in any case... Tobirama’s kind of a hardass. I don’t think he’d give extra credit just for sex. It’s more like, you do enough extra credit (on top of doing well in the class anyway) and you might get to fuck him... but he still won’t change your grade. Doesn’t matter how many times you make him cum, an A- is an A-.

But fortunately, i don’t think the students fucking him even need the extra credit. Hiruzen’s such a nerd, he probably does the extra credit in ALL his classes — for fun, since he’s already got 100%. Which is exactly what Tobirama finds so hot about him. Up at his desk during lecture just sweating, watching Hiruzen enthusiastically taking notes. Hiruzen approaches Tobirama at the end of an extra credit session like “Thanks so much for letting me do these extra labs with you. I just love your approach to the curriculum, i always have so much fun with your assignments.” and Tobirama basically just bends over the desk for him.

Kagami’s not so much of a nerd on principle, but he is in Tobirama’s class. His was a much more deliberate, calculated seduction. “I know i got a 98% on the midterm, but i feel like there’s some stuff i’m not quite understanding; would you be willing to meet with me sometime to go over it? Maybe over coffee?” Makes an effort to find out about Tobirama’s personal life; works on building a relationship outside the classroom. (Not that they don’t fuck in his office between classes once the sexual element is established.)

Danzō doesn’t have the nerve to go after him directly, just leaves him anonymous gifts and writes a 4000-word love confession in the class reviews

[lazyaris]

🐧 My roleplay partner keep giving me idea for this couple

So yea, another HiruTobi fanart

[monkejump]

he  fully  expects  a  response  of  the  usual  nature:     an     ‘     i’m  busy,     konohamaru,     go  find  one  of  your  playmates  to  bother,     ’     or something  along  those  lines.     but  what  a  pleasant  surprise   this  is     !     boy  is  tentative  to  allow  himself  excitement,     but  he  rolls  over  to  stand  upright.

“     i  wanna  practice  ninjutsu,     kore     !     ya’  know,     your  shadow  clone  shuriken  jutsu.     i  started  trying  t’  do  it     [     ...     ]     it’s  hard  to  learn  it  on  my  own  though.     ”    

with  this,     he  runs  up  to  the  desk  at  which  the  sandaime  is  hard  at  work,     no  shame  in  his  demands.     “     teach  me,     kore     !     ”

@hirutobi​     /     continued  from  here  !

[jemmashubbie]

@hirutobi​                                           GAI.         for    sarutobi.          plotted.

the  whole  village  is  talking  about  it  .       about  that  boy  who  became  the  nibi’s  host  .      that  the  two  tails  would  bring  even  more  death  and  destruction  .       some  heard  the  child’s  already  dead  ,  HE  HAD  TO  BE  .    a  tailed  beast  sealed  within  such  a  weak  seal  .            and  gai  hasn’t  slept  a  bit  since  the  news  reached  him  ,  in  form  of  an  anbu  member  too  .      telling  him  about  his  boy’s  horrible  fate  so  fucking  casually  .    .    .

i  shouldn’t  have  taken  him  to  the  finals  .         i  shouldn’t  have  left  his  side  .         why  didn’t  i  protect  him  .                      the  thoughts  ate  away  at  him  .      gai  was  powerless  ,  desperation  forced  him  to  act  nonetheless  .   the  village  elders  wouldn’t  see  him  ,  so  he  waited  for  the  sandaime  to  be  back  in  office  .       and  he’s  running  down  the  hall  ,  not  one  guard  would  be  able  to  stop  the  taijutsu  master  .      they  were  lucky  gai  didn’t  kick  the  damn  door  in  .                    ❝    where    is    my    son    ??    ❞

❝    where    is    my    lee    ?!    ❞

[fusong]

@hirutobi​ -- ;

After escaping from the rain from several hours spent scavenging in back alleys for scraps of material or the like she could salvage for her own ends. Of course, in the time in the war’s aftermath, many places of business and other establishments were keeping their cut corners almost zealously. Not that it could be helped, even if Konoha was more revitalized and untouched for it to be obvious. Considering how she’d subsided by devesting cadavers of war torn areas before, it was as good as she could do.

Entering a random bar to seek shelter from the rain, she pushed past the noren dividers just as it was coming down, dripping some from the initial drizzle. Planting herself on a stool on the bar counter, with a sigh she beckoned the barkeep. 

“Ya got anything cheap? Stuff ya got ta get rid of? I got Ryo, just not a whole lot, yeah?”

[super-kame-love]

@hirutobi - Continued from here!

ADMITTEDLY, he could have done it himself. but ever since he’d reached a certain age, people tend to think that he can’t do certain things anymore. mostly those that haven’t seen him fight or don’t know him that well. he is alright with that, given it is their way of showing RESPECT to the third hokage after all. he is in no position to ruin their picture of him.

arriving in front of the crater that was left in immediate vicinity to many people’s shops and living districts, sarutobi had to see it with his own two eyes to be able to evaluate what action should be taken next. he’d sent all of his staff to screen the area and write an analysis, which inevitably left him by himself to do the same right there. it was then that the young woman offered him some help to climb over the debris.

❝ what a noble deed, my lady. ❞ he said in response.  ❝ thank you. ❞ he took her hand into his and let her aid him. maybe he even acted a little more frail than he was not to spoil the moment. no one was there to judge him ( yet ) ... but he knew the looks his subordinates would give him if they saw him like that.

A ray from the midday sun might as well have splashed upon her, its warmth soaking her to the bone. A giggle burst from her at the words “my lady.” How often did she get addressed in such a way? Hardly at all! Not that you were supposed to expect acknowledgment for good deeds, but...once in a while, it was lovely. Enough to send her floating on sea foam for the rest of the day. 

“Heeheehee, you’re always welcome, Hiruzen!” she answers with the broadest grin, not one to typically address people by their titles. Swinging their arms slightly, she followed up with, “I’ll hold your hand ‘til you say t’ let go, awright?” 

[adelha-mathilde]

Continuation of this visit from a pretty lady with @hirutobi​ here:

The lady offers Hiruzen her free hand to help him up out of his seat. The scent of lavender apparent when the Third Hokage passes her to head for the door. A soft hum of warmth escaping the lady as she follows the Hokage. “Indeed. My full name is Margaret Joanna Adelha Mathilde. But feel free to call me Addy. It isn’t every day I get to visit with a gentleman of such renown. At least until someone decides to try and shoo me out and get you back to work.”

The lady was clearly not originally from Konohagakure. Since her words carried a lilted accent that made her words sweeter and song like. Yet she wore a beaded bracelet that held the symbol of Konohagakure on each bead. The beads polished and glinting in the light as Adelha reached her free hand up to tuck strands of her silver white hair back. “The academy students were quite talkative when they came into my apothecary and florist shop. Something about getting to meet you when you visited their class. You have a fan club of eager little shinobi that think you are amazing, Lord Sarutobi.”