his skin is made of the club social cookie so it CAN break very horribly and kiiiinda very easily, although he doesn't exactly bleed if his skin breaks on the surface
it hurts him and he's not a masochist but if he ever gets broken he plays it cool because he doesn't wanna concern other ppl
his sweat and saliva are made of salt and his bones are the club social cookie too
(club social cookies are both sweet and salty at the same time, they have salt around it)
the rest of his internal organs and bodily fluids are guava jam (sometimes it's a bit diluted, if it's tears and stuff)
the guava jam that pours from his face rarely is enough to make him faint, in fact he can function even if the level of jam is extremely low so he doesn't mind wasting it, he's just worried it might horrorize ppl :(