I love Columbo.
That tweet about Columbo using his powers wrecks me each and every single time I see it. Nothing will ever make me laugh harder than that stupid little picture of Columbo using his powers.
well, you see, the boys down at the lab found this strange ring in a garbage can at the crime scene- your partner's office, sir. Say they're "of earth-one origin", whatever that means. and if i put it on- well, i'll show ya what they do. i think you should stand back a little.
sorry about your lamp, i didn't mean that- not used to this thing is all. it's powerful, isn't it? but i see you're upset about your lamp and you're a busy man, so i'll get outta your hair.
oh, sir, uh, just one more thing i almost forgot. the autopsy for your partner came back. seems like that wound was straight through him, clean, like a laser. kinda reminds you of what i did to that lamp. isn't that something?
