#histerical

[jimbohawkins4]

Obsessed with this and the person who wrote it. Made me gasp-laugh ❤️ a true protector of the realm behaviour from Anonymous

Here's a link

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[sweet-potato-42]

someone took a megashit and clogged a toilet causing the bottom floor of the tubbo office to flood

[notyouraveragepromptpage]

I was hanging out with my brother today. He’s still in high school and he works in retail and was talking about this rude customer that came in last night. Her card was declined when she was trying to buy shoes, so my brother (being the nice guy he is) offered to set up an afterpay for her.

She tried to use an expired coupon. She also seemed to have no idea what on Earth sales tax is.

She huffed and puffed and said no. Then she started screaming about how his generation is unwilling to accommodate the elderly (this after he tried to compromise three different times) and how she was just going to leave. He said “I am so sorry you feel that way ma’am. I hope you have a great day.”

All hell broke loose. She ripped him up one side and down the other, first for calling her ma’am, and also for not trying to sell the shoes. (He was though so??) She cussed at him and threatened to burn the store down. He immediately said, “ma’am I’m afraid I’m going to have to ask you to leave.”

Understand that my brother means no disrespect. We live in the south. We say yes/no ma’am and yes/no sir. It’s out of respect for the older people, not to diminish them. He politely informed her of this, but it only made her more angry.

She took the shoe box with the shoes in it, turned, and ran out the “door.” Only, she didn’t. You see, my brother works in a store in which the entire front side is made up of windows. So, when she tried to make off with the shoes she ran right. Into. The. Glass.

Her face print was noticeable.

My brother walked over and grabbed the box of shoes that had fallen onto the ground, tucked them behind the counter, and helped Miss Ma’am up while trying not to laugh. The funniest thing on the planet is when people fall and are okay and no one can convince me otherwise.

AND THEN HE SAID TO ME......

“And I’ll tell ya, for someone who had to have been around since the creation of the Earth, she sure doesn’t know how things work around here.” And I. Lost it.

Yall my sweet little southern brother is a SAVAGE

[ryctone]

Are the CR Comics horrible? Yes. Can they be absolutly hysterical with serious events? Also yes.

At one point Knight looks at a portrait and recalls the kingdom's past.

Queen Cookie's castle had caught on fire, and she perished tragically in the blaze. However, King Cookie was able to save Princess Cookie and get her out of the castle before he too died. Moonlight Cookie came down, rescued Tiger Lily Cookie, and used a lot of her power to stop the flames from spreading. Since Moonlight needed to recharge due to using a bunch of her power, she decided to stick Tiger Lily with someone.

Who would be the best at taking care of a child that Moonlight trusts?

Kind Millennial Tree Cookie? Strong Sea Fairy Cookie? Hmm, how about the guy who was suspected of starting the fire in the first place?

Moonlight decided to stick the child with Fire Spirit Cookie, who was rumored to have started to fire (He didn't, but he was blamed for it anyway). So that means that Moonlight looked at her trusty lineup of friends and picked the SUSPECTED ARSONIST to raise a child.

He actually did a pretty good job at it, even throwing hands with a tiger to protect her.

This is the reason I love the comics.

they don't care about canon and is hilarious-

[rattorandagio]

Why is my bassist post getting sm attention

[lunatic-magic]

Mi nuevo fondo de pantalla ♡-♡

[nightimeconfessions]

I can already feel myself going slightly crazy cause this season is about to end on a cliffhanger, I just know it

[christinaisrighthere]