Birdwatching with Terra Ignota fans
Utopian 1, who posted the image: This bird is a Hiveguard
Utopian 2: But from which Hive?
Mason: EU with an Irish Orangeman’s strat?
Minor: The feathers are somewhat like a warm, multitextured wooly sweater; the bird is Gordian
Utopian 2: The bird blends in with the background; this bird is Utopian.
Utopian 3: This bird exemplifies the human virtue of thiccness: a Humanist
Blacklaw 1: This bird is small, fluffy, and predominantly white with some blue: this bird is a Cousin
Gordian 1: The coloration of the bird's plumage changes with the seasons; this bird is Mitsubishi.
Mason: This bird clearly has nothing left to lose, and DGAF; this bird is a Servicer
Utopian 4: This bird asks for the protection of no law, and troubles not the Leviathans; this bird is a Blacklaw.
Gordian 2: This bird builds its home, and acts according to laws far older than itself, which its forebearers set in place for it, and so does it prosper; this bird is a Mason.
Humanist: The bird shall act as their ancestors did, eating the same food and fighting the same duels; this bird is a European.
Utopian 5: this bird flies around seeking new lands, this bird is a utopian.
Minor: Presented with the Adulthood Competency Examination, this bird crapped on the page and flew away; it is still a Minor.
Cousin: This bird cares for your wellbeing and has alighted on this branch with the purpose to bring you joy. This bird is a Cousin.
Utopian 1: This bird abstains from drugs and alcohol, does not patronize prostitutes, and is generally clean and of good character. This bird is a Whitelaw.
Blacklaw 2: This bird is a U-beast
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Posted with the consent of all here represented, except the bird, who could not be reached for comment.










