#hk!epic

[honeykitten18]

Epic: "Say that again, baby~"

Y/N: ""You're doing a good job and I'm proud of you"?"

Epic: "Yeaaah, that's the good stuff~"

[honeykitten18]

Voice claims for HKCross and HKEpic- Voices belong to @tehrogueva and @mramazingva !

Hope you don't mind the tags! I'm a huge fan of your work! I spent a while trying to find voices that were different, but nothing even came close to the original voices of these goobers.

[honeykitten18]

His first time [(HoneyKitten18's) Epic!Sans x Reader NSFW]

There is a criminal lack of Epic x reader smut content so I fixed that lol Contents are 18+! No minors! There's sex in here! includes: Written Smut (duh XD) Reader has no specified biological sex, gender neutral reader, AMAB Epic, ecto body, ecto dick, his ecto body is chubby, loss of virginity, praise, male moaning, Epic gets a little cocky (no pun intended), aftercare

Enjoy, fellow simps!~ Y/n Epic You and Epic had been together for a couple of years, and he hadn't brought up the topic of sex (more specifically, the two of you having sex, even as a joke) since you got together. He noticeably refrained from any sort of groping or touching in a way that could be seen as sexual, especially in the early weeks of your relationship. He always asked if you were okay with him touching you anywhere specific as well. That was surprising, considering the fact that Epic made a lot of jokes that are seen as risqué in some form. You didn't really mind it though. You were currently cuddling to the goofy skeleton himself, your head laying on his chest as you two watched something on tv. He had summoned his ecto body, which was a bit chubby. You had always loved him, telling him that it didn't matter to you how he looked, and that you thought he was still handsome (maybe even hot as hell) the way he was when he offered to change his ecto body to something different for you, and that was one of many things that made his face turn a bright purple with blush. He was clearly a little nervous and self-conscious when you had seen it for the first time. He looked at you, smiling as he rubbed your back. He had always loved cuddling you. It didn't matter what position he cuddled you in, he just wanted to be holding you as he did...that was enough for him. When you shifted a little to get comfortable, he blushed. Something had poked at your stomach...something coming from his pelvic region. You blush as well, your mind already wandering to more lewd thoughts...what it looked like, what it felt like in your hand what it felt like...inside of you...you decided to finally ask him if he was ready. It was eating away at your thoughts for so long...you needed him. "Epic?" You looked up at him, sitting up. He quickly covered the bulge in his pants with a blanket, his face flushing a faint shade of purple. "U-Uh- y-yeah? What's up babe?" He stuttered, looking a bit nervous. "Are you....ready to take our relationship a little further?" You lean a little closer to him, putting a hand on one of his cheeks. He blushed a lot more with the sudden touch, the eye socket that he always kept open widening and his eyebrows raising. He was clearly not expecting that to be the question. He started stuttering a lot, trying to form a coherent sentence. "O-Oh! U-uh...I-I mean, yeah I-I've been waiting to ask, b-but I didn't know if you were...y-y'know, comfortable or not, and I just wanted to wait for the right ti- mmf!" You cut him off with a quick kiss, laughing a little. "Of course I am."

He smiled, kissing you on the cheek. He started trailing a line of kisses to your neck, but he immediately stopped when you pulled away.He looks confused as you get up, about to ask if you had changed your mind, but his expression quickly changed to that of shock mixed with a bit of a flustered one as you take off your clothes. "Like what you see?~" You tease, noticing him staring at you. He blushed, looking away in embarrassment as he realized he was staring. "S-Sorry, heh...y-you're just....damn.~" he looked back, a bit of a smug smirk having crept onto his face. He took his already semi-hard ecto-dick out of his pants. It was longer than you expected, but the thickness of it was something else. You knew that it wouldn't be enough to hurt you though. Epic smirked, holding back a laugh when he noticed that YOU were the one staring now, starting to slowly stroke it. "Enjoying the view, babe?~" He chuckled as you looked away in embarrassment.

"Let's...take this somewhere more private~" He got up, picking you up and shortcutting to his room. He was pinning you beneath him on his bed. He smiled, looking away nervously, his cockiness seeming to slip away for a split second. "I-It's um....my first time." He admitted, blushing and letting out a sharp inhale as you slowly started rubbing his rock-hard length, causing him to grind against your thighs. His breath hitched a little. "I-I was nervous to t-tell ya...mmh~" he let out a groan as he felt your soft lips on his neck. "There's nothing to be nervous about, babe. You won't be a virgin soon anyways~" you smirked, giving him a wink. He returned his own smirk, but...his didn't have the same playful energy that yours did. He leaned close, whispering in your ear. "I wouldn't get so cocky if I were you~ I may be a virgin, but I still know exactly what makes you weak~" He punctuated this with a soft lick to a particularly sensitive spot on your neck, chuckling as you let out a moan.

He lined up the head of his cock with your entrance, your aching hole already slightly wet from him grinding on your thigh. He rubbed the tip against you, getting you as slick as he could so he could slip in easily. He slowly pushed in, gripping the sheets tightly as he let out a strained moan. "Aaahhh~ F-Fuck, you're so...tiiight~ Mmmmh~" He let out a small moan as he fully bottomed out inside of you, looking at you with a gentle expression. "Y-You okay?" You nod, panting a bit. "Y-You're fuckin' huge, babe~" You laugh a little, seeing a faint blush rising to his face as he smiled. He bashfully chuckled, looking away.

After a few minutes of adjusting, You kissed him on the cheek, whispering: "Y-You can start moving." He shuddered a bit, nodding. He started off slow, moving his hips back until he was nearly pulling the head of his dick out of your dripping entrance, then, he pushed his hips forward, pushing his long and thick length all the way back in. He let out quiet, yet passionate groans as he gently fucked you while holding you close to him. "M-Mmh~ F-fuck, you're so w-warm~ A-Aah~ T-this feels- aah~ f-fucking amazing~" He buried his face further into the crook of your neck as you moaned his name. "Nnngh~ E-Epic~ Fuck- aah~ Faster~" He sped up, no hesitation in the movement of his hips.

After a few minutes, he was on the verge of pounding into you. His moans hadn't stopped either, mixing with yours. "A-Aahhh~ h-haahh~ I-I'm getting- nngh~ I'm getting close~ aah!~" His grip on the sheets tightened, the lewd sound of skin slapping on skin echoing throughout the room as he neared his release. He shifted his hips, repeatedly hitting that one spot inside of you that made you see stars. "A-Aahh!~ Oh fuck- aahh!~ E-Epic~ R-right there!~" you moan, clamping tight around him as you climax. He lets out a loud moan, his hips stuttering a bit as you practically held him in a vice grip. "F-fuck!- B-Baby!~ Aahh!~ Just like that~ Aahhh!~ S-so fuckin' good for me!~"

He thrusted faster, leaning into you further as he chased his release. The sounds of his moans filled your ears as he became lost in the pleasure. He closed his socket as he fucked you like his life depended on it. He kissed and licked your neck, eventually letting out a whimper. "O-oh fuck, I'm gonna!- A-Aaahh!~" he moaned out your name as he finally came, his hips grinding against yours as his magic was pumped into you. He panted, letting out more muffled whimpers against your neck as he started slowing his rapid thrusting, unable to hold back the lewd sounds that came out of his mouth as he rode out his orgasm. You both panted. He pulled out, his cum leaking out of you as he stood up. He had to take a few seconds to steady himself, chuckling a little as he leaned in, giving you a quick, but tender kiss. "I'll be right back, okay?" He gave you that same damn cute, stupid smile. He came back with a towel and some water for the both of you. After cleaning up, he was cuddling to you, looking at you with a look of love and passion...you really are perfect...he always wonders what he did to deserve you. "I love you so much. Y'know that?" He places a gentle kiss on your forehead. You smile, already feeling sleepy in the comfort of his arms. He yawns, pulling the blankets over you and pulling you closer. "Goodnight, baby." He whispered, smiling as you were nuzzling your face into his chest once again.

OH MY GAH- MY FIRST SMUT FIC! It's finalized! I'm so happy with it!

[honeykitten18]

Another Epic x Mona drawing bc I don't draw them enough (with pose ref I used below cut)

lmk what account to credit, I can't find it qwq

[honeykitten18]

Epic likes to mess with his chat sometimes XD

Fun fact: He does song covers! He can play the guitar, and sometimes he gets Sketch's help to record songs that have two people. He also streams games, or he just talks to chat.

Transcript (for Epic): "Cross is busy, chat. Besides, I can do a lot more...entertaining things~ Yep *snrk* song requests are open....*chuckle* What'd you think I meant, bruhs?... Oh you little sinners~" HK!Epic belongs to me OG Epic belongs to @/yugogeer012

[honeykitten18]

The tsundere x man who teases her Epic's side made by @skeletonh0e

[honeykitten18]

"Everyone cheats when their wife is pregnant….or do they?"

Mona sighed, holding her phone close. She refreshed the "messages" page on her texting app, constantly checking for new messages from Epic or Cross. She heard so many women say that their husbands are more likely to cheat on them when their wives get pregnant, so her paranoia was at an all time high.

Her eyes widened and her ears perked up when a text from Cross lit up the screen, a video attached to the message he had sent her. It had simply read "you need to see this." She pressed play on the video.

The video was in a local bar, loud music and idle chatter from regular bar patrons filling the silence that would normally come at this time of night, had it not been the bar's 10 year anniversary since it had opened. Cross was drunkenly laughing with Epic, both of them at the kareoke machine. Epic pumped his fist up in the air, grinning like an idiot. He shouted "This one's for you, Mona! The love of me and Cross's lives!" before him and Cross started to sing. They were singing….well, singing as well as they could under the influence of the booze they had clearly been drinking.

She smiled, giggling at the video of her husbands drunkenly sing a love song for her. Maybe she really didn't have anything to worry about after all. That being said, she should probably get in the car and head over to the bar. Knowing Epic, he would most likely try to shortcut him and Cross home, but fail and end up in some random alternate universe with no memory of the previous night once they both sobered up.

They were both gonna be amazing fathers, she just knew it.

[honeykitten18]

Kid designs for Epic x Sketch and Cross x Sketch! Meet Theo and Soren!

Theo (like his dad) Uses his looks to get what he wants, but unlike Epic, he actually succeeds since he's using cute, and not whatever tf Epic is using XD Despite his cute appearance, Theo can and will beat a bitch for hurting his big brother Soren. Soren is pretty laid back and timid, often trying to learn to cook, and training with his dad or with Dream. He also likes to read about nature in his free time. He isn't good at confrontations, so he usually tries his best to get out of drama as quick as he can. What they call Epic, Cross, and Sketch: Sketch Theo: Mom/momma Soren: mom/mother Epic Theo: papa/dad Soren: papa Cross: Theo: dad Soren: dad/father