Jan 16
Professional ragebaiter vs professionally rage baited
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Professional ragebaiter vs professionally rage baited
Picturing Toby with a pornstar S/O gettibg sooo pressed about photos you post like going full photographer mode and going to out of his way to make sure the lighting and angles are right
can I be so fr… he would definitely be lowkey salty about it because that’s just how his jealous ass brain works
it would be:
‘did you get the shot?’
‘hm… no. i-i need to take a-another one.’
‘how about now?’
‘j-just can’t seem to get the angle right… maybe you just don’t have t-to post today.’
because he knows you look fine as hell - he’s been nearly drooling the entire time you’ve been in front of the lens of his camera, but maybe too good. too good to let anyone other than himself see. they’d be much safer just staying in his camera roll for him to gawk over
butttttttt he’s also got an ego, so with time I think he’d grow more and more into it. taking the prettiest, sultriest pictures of you knowing you’ve got hoards of people wishing they could just be in the same room as you - and yet he’s the one you crawl back to at the end of the day? yeah, he feeds off of it.
(and fucks you even nastier because of it.)
so, before you know it he’s buying (stealing) you the prettiest lingerie for him to snap photos of them fuck you in after. he’s the one making sure your makeup is perfect so that he can watch it run down your face when he brings you to tears later. he’s the one making sure the lightings just perfect, then keeping it just the same when he pushes you to your knees.
It’s a win-win <3
since it's starting to warm up i think it's time for a tsuritama rewatch
HI HI prompt idea: meet-ugly for jarty or jegulus !!
382 words | jarty w jegulus
Barty didn't want to see Regulus' new boyfriend. He didn't care that they were still friends despite their break up, he didn't want to meet up with that guy. And if Regulus thought that introducing his new lover to his ex was a good idea, he was either fucking naive or didn't give a fuck about Barty’s feelings anymore.
“Relax, you are going to like him.”
“How can you be this positive, Reg? I don't know if you have forgotten it or something but the fact that I am your friend doesn't erase that I am your ex at the same time.”
Regulus shrugged as he rolled his eyes at him. Barty’s blood was boiling inside his veins, he still couldn't believe how disrespectful Regulus could be.
They were lovers for months for fucks sake. It wasn't a summer fling, it was an entire year. Sure, it didn't work out in the end, and it was toxic but he still had lingering feelings for him. But after this poor attitude of Regulus, he didn't think he could no longer stay friends with him as close as he used to.
“It's different, you’ll know when you meet him.”
It was Barty who rolled his eyes this time. He was missing Evan’s presence, it was a bad idea to do this on his own. Fuck, he should've listened to him when things didn't get this complicated.
“James!”
Barty looked at the man Regulus’ called out, he was at the same height as Barty, muscular type and thick thighs. He was an attractive bloke, he must admit which fueled his fire more.
“Hey, Reg!”
They met in the middle and Regulus gave a kiss on James’ cheek, then looked up to Barty.
“James, this is Barty, Barty this is James.”
James the nice bloke took his hand in his palm and slowly shook it, his hold on him was unnecessarily firm.
“Oh so you are the next cock Regulus is gonna take up his ass.”
“Excuse me?”
Regulus' eyes went wider and he could see he got on James’ nerves by the second he opened his mouth. Good, he didn't need an ally, all James could get from was his hatred and hatred only.
Barty smirked, slowly releasing James’ hand.
“Or maybe he already did.”
gays when you see another lgbt+ individual like in the street, do y'all also do that sort of little gay eye contact of mutual recognition that says "hm yes we are both queer" or it that just me
Louie
things to know: an exceptionally bad driver, a trait that she passed onto abra without really intending it —though she likes driving. a lot, actually. she likes zooming along the winding stretch of coast highway once you enter ventura county. revving the engine of her little sports car along busy business intersections. speeding through the canyon at unsafe speeds. she might be able to handle it, if she were not such an emotional and distracted driver. she's prone to bouts of road rage and generally should not drive when she's not feeling well in her head, for the safety of herself and others.
( madonna is used to being driven around by a driver in her pre-verse —otherwise, she'll call cabs or take a risky walk through the city too late at night. her driver for the tail-end of her life with micah is actually alo hughes, funnily enough. ) ( in her primary verse, she drives where she can acquire a car but is most often unlicensed and unregistered, with no real interest in long-term car ownership. )
A God like dance
Scenario: Holding a ginormous feast for the people of Sumeru, you and Nilou make your appearances as the dancers. Little did you know that your devious mind had a great plan, ready to be executed on the spot.
CW: Archon quest spoilers!!~ Probably did not proofread.. again.
A/N: O MY GOD. Guys Im alive! I survived the testweek (though, the results are less pleasant for some subjects~..). I have another exam tomorrow purely for the sake of a Cambridge certificate... So basically, my life has been a mess! (Kinning all Anemo vision holders rn). However, now that I'm slowly getting back on my normal and healthy school pace, I am doing alright! Trying to crank in some fanfics too ;)
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"I can't believe the fake God was invited to the celebration party.. How come this even happen?" You looked over to your friend and fellow dancer, Nilou. "The Balladeer? Hmm, I assume it's Greater lord Kusanali's idea." You removed the fabric that covered your face, looking over to the sun that was slowly making its way into the ground. "This great heat is overwhelming.. We should quickly return to the city.. We are dancers, not adventurers." You notified discontent, wiping the pearls of sweat off your forehead. "Well, (Y/n), let's keep our hopes up. At least we've been useful for the Traveler and rest.. The plan worked out eventually!" She smiled kindly to you, making your frown reverse its ways. "I must say, I am pleased with the outcome.. But it's way too warm here. The city has some form of cool breeze." You eventually concluded, on your way to a cart being pulled forth by sumpterbeasts.
"Oh..! What are you doing?" With gracious movements you hopped on board, holding out your hand for the girl and smiled with teeth visible. "It's a lot easier, right? Sir?" You looked over your shoulder as you felt Nilou's hand intertwining with yours, pulling her aboard. "Of course, we're off to Sumeru city (Y/n) and Nilou! Hold on tight." The coachman responded excited, of course.. Your names were known all over Sumeru, the best performers of the land, your reputation was like a golden veil that fell over Sumeru. Eyes observing the desert you were slowly leaving behind, your body rocking back and forth as the cart traversed sandy roads.. You were looking forward to tonight, finally being able to meet that suspicious and human forged deity. As you slowly blinked and avoided sandy winds, Nilou and you reheard the program for tonight, the dances and the freestyle moment where both of you would do anything you like.
The sun slowly set, the theater cozily decorated with diverse decorations which made you feel at home again. Finally being able to put on your dance outfit made you feel relieved, you were wise enough to dress up into other clothes before you would smell sweaty from being tormented by such temperatures.
You finally arrived at the podium, looking around and observed the crowd of citizens as background music was already setting the mood. "Dear all..! Thanks for coming, we are very grateful and honored to have you among our midst..!" Nilou begun when the attention had shifting towards you two. But, who could miss the two of you, looking beautiful, colorful and gracious. Dressed with colorful patterns, the stage filled with lights and warm colors. "We hope you'll have a wonderful time here! Please, remember this day as something special!" You continued, the billion dollar smile on your faces made them all cheer and clap in excitement while Nilou and you took on your starting positions. As the music slowly made its presence in the theater, the two of you walked to each other with gentle steps, legs moving along with the beat and hands moving on to the rhythm. It almost seemed as if the entire place was sparkling like crazy, a mixture of beauty and amazing talent seemed to rain down on the people standing there.. Gaping at the two of you as you delivered an amazing dance. While dancing you finally noticed the lot standing right in the center, The Traveler, Al Haitham, Cyno, Dehya.. And this other guy who you didn't particularly knew personally. You and Nilou switched places on the stage, still dancing exactly in sync as your movements were precise and a sight for sore eyes. Calming down everyone, enchanting them and making them all gaze at you was your goal. They were supposed to forget everything, their work, their worries.. This was the final push the people of Sumeru needed according to the two of you.
Your act existed out of something simple yet complicated, you had to guess a lot.. And taking risks was what you were best at, but this mistake would probably leave you embarrassed. Nilou's solo act existed out of a dance and intertwined with her vision she would create a spectacle with a little touch of special effects. You, in fact, were trying something entirely else. This time you wouldn't use your vision, you would be completely independent from it. You would try to make him feel welcome in Sumeru.
With a smile beaming on your face you danced your way to the back of the podium, it was time for Nilou to perform what she was really good at. The lights switched onto her, finally you could observe the crowd in peace. All their eyes sparkled when they saw her, dancing around as it almost seemed as the entire building danced along with her. Her soft face expression when she made a slow turn, facing you for a second, gave you enough courage. You were going to do this correctly.. No doubt necessary! When her dance was over, she subtly gestured you to come forward while still dancing. You made your way in the spotlight again, and this time she faded into the darkness. With a few pirouettes you stood still on the stage, your breath uneven as your hands swayed around. Your eyes fell on the unknown guy, the fake God. At least, that was his alias. You were sure he was something entirely else now. You slowly stepped down the stairs and passed the crowd while keeping your body moving.. With eyes wide open they kept them on you, and with gentle taps on their shoulders they already moved out of the way for you until you reached the group of hero's. The crowd had made a big circle around you all, a gentle smile on your face while you gazed at the guy himself, he blinked a few times without moving.. frozen on the spot. You saw Dehya poking the Traveler's side, a smirk found on her face as you took the guy's hand and pulled him along with you towards the podium. His entire face turned a bright red shade, you softly chuckled and pulled him close without making everyone realize it wasn't part of the dance. "Relax and follow my steps.." You rapidly whispered into his ear, his hand gently resting in yours as you led him across your territory. Even though Scaramouche had never danced, he seemed like an absolute professional thanks to you. Being engulfed by your radiating skills they did not realize that he took a misstep once or twice, how he almost tripped over his own feet because he forgot that he should've moved to the right.. You were there, correcting him in some kind of way.. It seemed so perfect, as if you had practiced over a hundred times with him for this moment, this night. Your eyes sparkled and so did his, even though he would rather hide it by closing his eyes. But he couldn't, if he knew that he'd get dragged on stage.. He wouldn't even be convinced by The Dendro Archon to come. Well, there he was.. In front of a great dancer and beautiful figure, he didn't even know your name yet.. And you didn't knew his. But still, you were dancing with him and leading him around, whispering what he was supposed to do with 1 word and making it clear with that only. How special you were.
Minutes seemed like seconds, how long was he staring into your eyes again? Star shapes had appeared in them, indicating your mental success for this performance. You smiled once more to Scaramouche, Nilou appearing on stage to cover him up and to give the final dance together with you. He slowly disappeared to the back without you even saying he was supposed to do so, he saw your smile, remembered your smell, felt your aura caressing his own skin.. You turned your head to the crowd again as you gave it your all for the last time tonight. Observing you up close was a great experience, forgetting how detestable he was about the idea of going to such an event, he saw you dancing.. Dancing your heart out, enchanting his mechanic heart without even doing something with him.
Panting the two of you stood in your ending positions, the crowd cheering, clapping and screaming. A performance that would stay in their minds for days, being reminded of such a great starter of the night whenever they'd hear your names or see your faces. You bowed gratefully, waiting for Nilou to say her words before the two of you would leave until you saw some movement in the corner of your eye. You realized, standing on your toes to reach Nilou's ear and whispered something. She giggled and nodded afterwards, you running towards Scaramouche who had been standing there all this time and pulled him behind the curtains.
"Hey! You're being extrmeely rude. I dont even know your name!" He hissed, you stopped running when you were in an safe place to talk peacefully. "Sorry.. It was an impulsive idea, I know! But.. Atleast you got quite a nice introduction story.. Don't you." Awkwaraly you scratched the back of your neck, your charms didn't disappear even off stage huh? How special. "Oh, I'm (Y/n) by the way..! I think you're the.. One Lord Kusanali talked about if I'm correct? How may I call you?" You asked and looked around the place, the party was just getting started.. You didn't had too long. ".. You can call me The Wanderer, Scaramouche, The Balladeer even. Whatever your heart desires." He muttered, rummaging through some stuff you simply hummed in reply while you tried to find your hair accessories. ".. Sorry, I'm quite busy tonight.. But it was surely fun meeting you, Scaramouche." You quickly flashed him a smile again, standing still on your spot to make sure you'd have eye contact with him once more.
"I assume you'll be at the party out there?" Scaramouche asked you, slowly walking your way.. Your sparkling presence was something he wanted to approach, to grasp in some way.. "I will.. Nilou and me had decided we'd stay till the end of course, it'll be a fun experience.. As long as I can find my stuff that is, or else I'll be incomplete.." The Wanderer's eyes slightly widened upon hearing your choice of words, incompleteness. Wasn't he incomplete before? Wasn't he finished a month ago or so, only to be broken down by a God and built up again by his same enemy. "You seem lost in your thoughts, something bothering you?" You asked him out of nowhere, lifting up a few boxes to look under them.. Sadly enough you had no success. "Shouldn't you focus on finding whatever you're supposed to find." He shook his head and tried waving you away, you sighed deeply while placing your hands in your hips and looking around once more. "Well, I can't find it.. So I give up. But your nose scrunched *UP???*, so I wanted to ask if you're okay." You made eye contact with him once again, staring at each other in silence for a bit before you cleared your throat and walked off to another corner. "... I'm fine, you should try to keep your own problems under control." He replied after a while, crossing his arms as he shook his head. You silently chuckled, shrugging your shoulders in casualty. "You can head back already, I wont be doing anything except for searching." You eventually notified, the guy sighed deeply.
"No thanks, I think I'll stay here. I enjoy.. Some peace."