#hoffmann

[felicore]

The nice and naughty apprentice of the week.

[devilslacrimosa]

“What’s Saw V plot?”

THIS.

THIS IS THE PLOT.

THANK YOU FOR LISTENING TO MY TED TALK.

[prozakhungry]

Uhmm... Wlw hoffstrahms

Designs(?): @lycowarrior

[frenchcurious]

Hoffmann 1951. - source Amazing Classic Cars.

[w0lfie-drawz]

I hate Mark Hoffman. His writing as a villain is so good that I hate him. I always think about his backstory, however. His sister was murdered and he proceeded to murder the guy who did so. It was also implied that his sisters killer had been abusing her when they used the words 'domestic dispute.' I can't help but feel bad for him. I don't blame Hoffman for killing Seth at all. I would do the same damn thing.

So, I get pretty pissed at John for saying "everybody deserves a chance" straight to the man who lost everything. Like- if John had just fucked off, then Mark probably wouldn't have fallen into such a dark hole. Which could be said for all of his apprentices. I hate Hoffman, I do, but I do know that he is someone without something to live for. His sister was all he had.

John, bby, I love you, but let's not get pissy at the man who lost his sister when you were ready to slice and dice the guy who caused Jill to lose her kid. You hypocrite >:/

[classfelidae]

Lawrence is perplexed by rock paper scissors

[1337thegamer420]

Shrimpo in my art style but it kind of spiraled out of control lol (oh and he also meets Hoffmann instead of Firey. I mean they're technically the same people... it's complicated)

[fiftyfandomsinatrenchcoat]

if i were Nathanael i would simply. not date a machine.