#hollanovulation

[vegas2014]

ilya sunglasses on windows down blasting i love it icona pop ft charlie xcx on the radio driving 200 km/hr (idk how to americaify that number for u soz) while on a gas station run to buy 2 his and his's pregnancy tests plus more junkfood because mr macrobiotic did not anticipate the level of fucking and comfort food consumption they were going to blast through at the cottage

this vision is so clear to me i know he’s parking crooked as fuck at the 7-11

[peachyjude]

the night is younggggg they’re doing lines together having the time of their lives AND there’s still afterparty photos and insta photo dumps and reposting each others stories 🚬😮‍💨 so much left to witness. we MUST hold the line AND watch this space 👁️

SAY THATTTTT…… one must imagine a drunk/high hudcon bathroom selfie w ayo chase infiniti hunter schaefer etc etc…. i just know hudson is looking at connor’s arms rn going faaaaawk dude what have you been up to

[antiadvil]

PLEEK i titposted so hard i hit post limit 😭 at least we have photocards 😋

LMAO it’s so long before the reset time too 😭 it’s not for another like, 7 and a half hours? Did Dan and Phil wait until you hit the post limit to announce the photocards? They hate you?? If you have any statements to make about the photocards I will gladly post them for you 🙏

[icefrozenground]

lobsters do die normally but they have an enzyme to help repair their dna by adding end sequences which prevents genetic deterioration (telomerase) and also it’s sort of already kind of hard to age guess them anyways because they shed their exoskeleton so like in a SENSE…. they do have some interesting things that make them live longer and feel immortal…. also i think it would be fun to have marleau as larry the lobster from spongebob LMAO

there’s also the immortal jellyfish so marleau could in theory be them too…

i am FULLY seeing the vision of marly as larry the lobster from spongebob...marly the lobster if you will...

marly shedding his exoskeleton for each new lifetime he spends with a reincarnation of ilya, but marly fundamentally staying the same...ooh absolutely i love it

i think i would need more convincing on immortal jellyfish marly though...to me he would need to feel more solid. i am fully sold on marly the (basically) immortal lobster now lol

[weavingshaw]

SCREAMING LOUDER THAN EVERYONE ELSE hiiiiiiiiii 😋💋

what is your favourite album

✍️👁️👁️👂

HIIIIIII MYSAB !!!!!

this is a reallyyyyyy difficult question but tbh the album that immediately came to mind is sawayama by rina sawayama. it’s a no skip album for meeee

[hobbithair2]

WOAHHH CONGRATS ON THE PHIL RB !!!!!!!!! THEY LOVEEEEE YOUUUUU 🤭🤭🤭💖💖💖

- @phovaries :3

THANK UUU SAB 🥰 staying humble in my phame era

[castielchitaqua]

mymars sending you my response to your ask in case you didn’t see but i have More to say 🥺💖

https://www.tumblr.com/hollanovulation/821779978857431040/omg-sab-hiiiiii-i-mean-hiiiiii-popping-in-to

i think a possible final girl kip au could be a classic undercover thing where— as im typing i’m realizing i’m partially reimagining the movie cruising but with skip and also more 50/50 romcom thriller. right right okay. will Chew on this more i never watched the movie but i do know of it vaguely 😭 like kip is investigating a serial killer and in this pursuit ends up in a relationship with him mr and mr smith style also this can be incorporated into the the kingfisher killings at kips bday party where scott finds out who the real kip is and then attempts to kill everyone at his party to toy with him . much to think about

i have nothing to add I love this. more the killer scott hc forever please

[wyatthazy]

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your hilarious txt posts and it is also what i rmbr i followed you off of <3