my new oddly specific headcannon is that luca, roz and bergy go wild to euro-pop and the mainstream rise of zara larsson has created chaos in the club.
no one can stop them when hot&sexy or eurosummer gets played. archie, shane and bergy’s gf just look on in bewilderment.
bonus - they all have a specific midnight sun guaranteed to alter their brain chemistry
luca’s is girl’s girl
ilya’s is pretty ugly
bergy’s is crush
they all go FERAL for puss puss (and ilya sings it to shane on the phone just to piss him off)
hello it's been FOREVER but if anyone is still here and is in their heated rivalry era i have been writing a fic if you wanna check it out 🫣🫶
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Luca Haas has spent his whole life chasing the NHL. When he finally makes the Ottawa Centaurs roster, he ends up living with the team’s captain (and his childhood idol) Ilya Rozanov. Luca plans to keep his head down, stay out of the way, and prove he belongs in the league.
Unfortunately, Rozanov seems determined to make room for him anyway.
Very unfunny idea but. Alternate universe where Luca does actually make an OF TOT I just randomly remembered the guys suggested that before ilya went guys please 🧍
(ok i am so sorry but does TOT mean anything?! i couldn't find it online)
/this is obviously an AU in which the full video leaked and Luca decides to be wild about it. also. I am fully committing to something which has been in my head for months now but will never see the light of day otherwise. unhinged. :) nsfw under the cut.
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"Um." Stella squints at her phone. "Have you seen this?"
"Wha?" Holmberg asks between two bites of twizzler, the red licorice sticking out from the corner of his mouth. She turns her phone so he can see the screen.
It takes his brain a full three seconds to realize what he is looking at. "No way."
"Yes way!" she replies, slightly awed.
"Oh my god." He reaches for her phone, but she pulls it away. Instead, she shifts closer to him so they can both look at the screen.
"He really did it," she says, and clicks the link.
Holmberg watches, mouth hanging open, as the site pulls up. It's the familiar design, asking for payment for full access.
"Buy it, I'll venmo you the money-"
"Already on it." She taps the button, puts in her details, her hot pink nails flying over the screen.
The blurred content is unblurred, and they are both met with the sight of Luca, shirtless, smiling at the camera. It's such an innocent smile, considering the site this is on.
Since everybody asked for it, the caption says, and everything is out in the open already. Enjoy <3
"Woah," Holmberg mumbles. The twizzler, forgotten, lies on his chest, sticking to his shirt.
"Wooow," Stella whispers, sounding delighted as she scrolls down. The phots are mostly harmless. Obviously, Luca is naked in most of them, but they're all shot in a way that no important bits are visible. "He has really nice skin."
"That's what you're noticing?" Bergy asks, choked. She shrugs in reply and scrolls back up, looking for videos. She finds them easily.
"Are we really about to watch porn of my friend?!" he asks.
"Think of it as supporting your friend," she says lightly, then taps the first video that comes up.
"You're so pretty." A hand cradles Luca's chin, stroking his jawline. He leans into it, smiling with half-lidded eyes and pink cheeks. His glasses, still on, have slipped halfway down the bridge of his nose.
The man (who they know to be Yannick, obviously) pushes the pad of his thumb into Luca's lower lip. Luca opens his mouth easily, sucking it inside, eyes falling shut with a happy noise.
"Do you like your new toy?" The camera angle shifts, and from above, it's just visible that Luca is sitting on some sort of suction cup toy.
"Uh-huh," Luca hums around the thumb in his mouth. "Can you turn the vibration on?" he begs, blinking up at the camera.
"Of course, baby." A click on a remote control, and Luca leans back, eyebrows drawing together.
"Oh, fuck-"
From this angle, his cock is finally in frame, hard and pink at the tip, glistening with pre-cum.
Luca moans, rocking himself back and forth on the toy just slightly. "God, fuck, feels so good-"
"Yeah?"
Holmberg and Stella both are transfixed by the video.
Holmberg is also hard as a rock.
On screen, Luca is giving huge blue puppy eyes at Yannick behind the camera.
"Let me suck your cock, please, need something in my mouth."
"Anything you want, baby."
Rustling, shifting. Then, the angle shifts again, and Luca is on his knees, still riding his toy, and opening his mouth for the hard dick which is right in his face now. It's the kind of POV video common in porn, easy to allow the viewer to insert themselves.
It's working.
Luca closes his eyes and begins sucking on the head, slowly at first. In between movements, he keeps shivering and moaning, probably from the vibrations of his toy.
Stella suddenly shifts on the bed, handing off her phone to Bergy.
"What are you doing?" he asks, watching as she kneels on the bed, takes off his hoodie which she is wearing, and quickly gathers her hair into a ponytail. "Keep watching." She gives him a smirk, then shifts down the bed, between his legs, grabbing his waistband.
Oh.
Holmberg, mouth open, watches her pull down his sweatpants.
"God, you're so hard," she teases, then lowers her mouth on him. He gasps, groaning out her name, but she gives him a frown.
"Don't watch me, watch Luca."
And so he does. He watches as Luca keeps sucking and riding his toy, and when Yannick in the video comes, spilling all over Luca's mouth and tongue, Holmberg, with a helpless groan, comes too, into Stella's mouth.
The video cuts off.
Holmberg pants, staring at Stella for a second, wide eyed as she swallows, then wipes her mouth with a grin.
She sits up, reaches for her phone which he dumbly hands back to her. She lets herself fall back onto her back, spreading her legs. He can see a wet patch in her grey panties.
"Your turn now," she tells him, and unlocks her phone to restart the video.
Holmberg,LaPointe,and Young are for sure the type of guys who occasionally go live on their socials streaming completely random hangout sessions from them playing video and board games,to workouts, mini vlogs about nothing,to trying new/weird food together,to dumb social media challenges etc
Remember the old,fun,cozy just Steph and MatPat streams? Yeah something like that. Like competing over Mario Maker and the loser has to try gross novelty sodas,and so on.
Meanwhile Haasy is,of course, invited and even sometimes makes an appearance because he enjoys hanging out with them,and playing the games but on account of being the one with the brain cells he's just a bemused observer during the more questionable hijinks. Just chilling in the background. You know in case his idiot friends need someone to call the hockey dads,an ambulance,do the Heimlich,operate heavy machinery,or whatever.
Swiss baby boy knows that sounds overly dramatic but he once watched them do the One Chip Challenge so he feels he has every right to doubt their common sense and be a little concerned - he still loves them like brothers anyways,don't worry😅
Centaurs "rookie" headcanons!! (since I was bored in class)
I have made headcanons for Young, LaPointe and Holmberg (Luca included slightly because what would I be without him). Sit tight and listen(or read if you will).
Young:
- is a good liar and loves cheating in card games because he knows shuffling tricks and has a deadpan poker face (he has seldom gotten caught for messing with the deck). His interest in card tricks started with seeing Ant-Man & the Wasp (Yes he likes Marvel and occasionally borrows comics from Wyatt)
- once accidentally, not even really trying, convinced Ilya that he found a cockroach in his hotel room bed just so he could sleep with Holm and Pointe (it turned into a whole operation but Young just stood by and watched because he was too deep in the lie to go back)
- when Luca joins the team, completely oblivious to the habit of his lying, he becomes a new victim
LaPointe:
- is a master baker and often brings sweets like brownies to practice. He loves incorporating different diets into it as a challenge. Also he makes pastries from his teammates home countries to show appreciation. (His family owns a bakery that he wants to inherit when he retires)
- falls asleep almost too easily and is even harder to wake up (Holm and Young once built a whole tower of things on his head without him ever finding out)
Holmberg:
- goes feral to Swedish underground rap (yes he's swedish to me) and songs like Domen 2019(I know it's Norwegian idc)
- has played the drums at one point. He still unconsciously makes beats with anything in his reach everywhere and doesn't notice until someone tells him to stop (most of the time it's tapping his stick on the ground)
- loves chirping in Swedish on the ice to ragebait opponents (overuses dum even if it's one of the insults everyone can understand)
Together the three are like a group of undomesticated cats that the whole team is trying to get under control. Later when Luca joined they became an even tighter squad(they will fight anyone who dares to even slightly touch their rookie).
I might have also come up with ages for them and numbers for all of their jerseys, just because I can. (Luca's too ofc(I need him to be born in the summer just so everyone saying "oh my sweet summer child" to him gets another meaning.))
