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Homebound 22
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Homebound SMAU
The Holiday SMAU you never knew you wanted!
Izzy has just been fired from a huge social media network and is returning to his small hometown where he will be forced to share Hanukah with Ed, his new boyfriend Stede... and his high school bully CJ who's helping their moms remodel.
Rated: E
TW: past bullying, past sexual harassment (dubcon), mentioned past addictions
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💙Fin💙
Thank you for joining me on this adventure.
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Ed insisted that Stede give them a tour of his facilities while he edited his podcast for the week, something Stede was all too happy to do.
“I don’t usually give the tours,” Stede confided in them on the car ride over, “But nobody is scheduled for yours today and I have top clearance so I can show you much more!”
Jack was practically bouncing in his seat.
“So, let’s start with the nonvenomous species,” Stede said, scanning his ID at a door marked A. Unlike the two next to it, there were no warnings. “Did you ever look me up, Iz?”
“No.”
“I listened to your episode with Eddie,” Jack said excitedly, “I had no idea that was you!”
“Well, I had a whole team behind me.” Stede said, cheeks turning pink. “Anyway, Iz, this is how we got famous! Did you know Burmese pythons can regenerate organs?”
Izzy looked at him skeptically as they entered the room. The snakes looked healthy and comfortable, their enclosures better than he’d expected from a lab setting.
Jack looked like he was in a zoo, stretching onto his tip toes to look at everything.
“We’re always looking for staff to take care of our animals,” Stede said at one point, after rambling about how they were still in the process of synthesizing their cells. “We also need a handy man willing to take venomous snake handling classes.”
“I’ll take any fucking class you want if it means I get to live with all of you here.”
“What about your kids?” Izzy asked. He loved Jack but he never thought things through-
Jack shrugged, “Honestly? I think Marc and Annie will be happy to have me out of their hair and it’s not like we can’t go home for the holidays.”
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They could hear machinery before they even entered the house.
Inside, they found Jack lounging naked on the couch, a bottle of his namesake in hand, while Edward held some sort of spinning blade to the lock on the bottom of his cock cage.
Jack tapped Edward on the shoulder and he pulled the blade back just in time before Stede’s shriek made Edward flinch. The metal encasing Jack’s cock would probably have protected him, but it still made Izzy wince thinking about how close to disaster that might have been.
“Edward Ari Teach!” Stede said dramatically, “What do you think you’re doing?”
“Freeing my best friend?”
“I told him it was a bad idea,” Jack said, shaking his head with disapproval. “But Eddie here wouldn’t listen. Said he wanted my dick now.”
Izzy ignored them and went over to look at the damages, “I hope the key still works.”
“Of course it will!” Jack said nervously, arching his head to try to see what Izzy was talking about. “Right?”
“I didn’t cut the lock. Just the bits around it.”
“Well, you were unsuccessful.” Izzy muttered as he fished the tiny key out of his wallet. He slid it into the hole and gave a twist. Nothing happened.
“Ed!” Jack whined, “This is all your fault! I’ll never fuck again!”
Izzy jostled the cage and to Jack’s horror it once again remained stuck.
“Let me try!” Stede said, scooting in next to Izzy where he copied how he’d attempted to twist it before to no avail.
“Dickfuck, get out of my way!” Edward shoved his way through and grabbed the key. This time it twisted easily, having been turned the correct way, and the lock clicked open. Izzy let himself finally let out the laugh he’d been holding in.
“Iz, you bastard!” Jack shouted, ripping the cage off his dick. “You really had me scared!”
“Serves you right.” Izzy remarked dryly, sitting beside him and leaning into his warm chest. “Consider it the first of your punishments.”
“The first?”
“I think Ed needs to be punished as well,” Stede added, smirking at them. “Izzy, would you like to join me in making sure that Ed sees the error of his ways?”
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The man that Syede introduced as Frenchie was young and attractive. Izzy could tell he was a musician by the way his fingers seemed rougher than the rest of his hand and how he tapped short rhythms during lulls in the conversation.
“Why are you called Frenchie?” Izzy asked halfway through their meal. They’d just about exhausted small talk at this point but he was trying to drive off the real reason for this meeting as long as possible.
He sighed, “I took one semester aboard and came back correcting how everyone said croissant.”
“Should I not call you that?” Stede asked nervously.
“It’s all good.” Frenchie laughed. “Keeps me humble, unlike certain social media owners. Did you see the white board picture he posted?”
Izzy chuckled despite himself, “It’s embarrassing, isn’t it?”
“Don’t worry, I won’t hold it against you.” Frenchie told him. “Stede tells me that you did sequencing in college?”
“Grad school, actually. It’s been awhile,” Izzy admitted nervously. This was where things would take a turn. Frenchie, who seemed like a wonderful man, would realize that this entire meeting was a waste of time. He would probably be nice about it, avoid rejecting Izzy outright, but the results would be the same. There was no way that-
“That’s alright, I’m more interested in your coding experience.” Frenchie said, interrupting his spiraling thoughts. “I’m not sure if Stede’s told you, we’re actually working on developing a tunnel-current based sequencing. We could really use someone with your experience in software development.”
Oh.
Frenchie wasn’t looking for someone with a plethora of experience using whatever method their lab currently used or someone who had studied biology. He already had those people. What Frenchie needed was a software engineer.
“I think I can do that.”
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