The HomeGoods Store: Did you need an 18" banana themed garden gnome?
Me: Uh, what?
The HomeGoods Store: Three in stock in your area! Don't you need one?
Me: I don't need an 18" banana themed garden gnome. Who is buying this stuff??
The HomeGoods Store: ...
Me: ...
Me: It's just one 18" banana themed garden gnome.
Me: *rhinestones, glitters, and repaints*
Me: Oh, it's me. I'm the problem. I'm buying this stuff.








