for ship ask game. questions 4, 7, 18 for both
1) treat for me: honeyhammer
2) treat for you: daphne/garnet
Aww, treats for both of us!! I am suddenly very tired, but I will do my best to answer this with as much enthusiasm it deserves (which is a lot)
4. How do you see this ship? Examples: "totally married", "besties who date sometimes for fun", "toxic exes that definitely shouldn't be 10 feet near each other".
Honeyhammer: they're so in love, your honour, they are husbands that are gonna grow old together and love each other forever and ever<3
Daphnet: why is that kinda difficult? I'd say devoted couple that call themselves soulmates, or at least Daphne calls them soulmates and Garnet finds it cute and likes seeing Daphne happy so agrees
7. What would a lovechild between them look like? Have fun!
*cracks knuckles* okay, here we go!
Honeyhammer: I imagine a little girl with big blonde curls and a big smile who's named Honey! I think she has the same floppy cow ears as Lug and Robin finds it adorableeee and plays with them when she's little. I can also see Honey having a missing tooth because her dads are both a little clumsy (Lug from bad luck admittedly) and I think it'd be cut if she was clumsy too<3 Oh! Also! I sort of popularized this to myself with my cresscake twins but since Robin's body used to be split between him and Morven I think Honey has heterochromia (one eye each the same color as her dads' so one blue and one brown). Oh! And I'm pretty sure Robin has dimples so Honey has dimples, too!!! And her nose is a little pink bc Lug's nose is a little pink (like a cow's)<3 I also feel like she doesn't like wearing socks or shoes, not sure why, it just feels right.
Daphnet: I do wanna preface this with I do not think Daphne and Garnet are "having kids" people. I think Daphne does not want that responsibility and for Garnet Delacy is already very much enough, she can't imagine having one of her own. Sorry for that, but for a lovechild I imagine a sort of properly proportioned and shorter Candace Flynn-Fletcher. Like she'd have the energy of an older sister telling her younger siblings (or far more likely little bisonbelle cousins) what to do. I think she'd have sort of like soft orange hair as a mix between Garnet's actually red hair and Daphne's blonde hair and I know she has glasses that she constantly has to fix the positioning of because her big family is full of chaos so sometimes she gets caught up in it and gets a little reckless. She's also fascinated by fire I think, Garnet does a lot of fire magic and I know Daphne would do arson.
18. If this ship was a dessert, what kind of dessert would they be?
Honeyhammer: fruit with honey drizzled on it, baby!! It's woodsy and easily forged while also being simple but delicious. I can see them enjoying this on a nice spring day as they relax outside.
Daphnet: very difficult... wait, no, s'mores. Once again it's the fire magic and the likelihood to do arson but also because I know Daphne loves sweets, especially marshmallows. I can see her saying her pappy taught her how to make the perfect s'more. It's also simple yet delicious and easy to make and I think Garnet would appreciate that, even if she'd have to roll up her sleeves to eat one. Also they're commonly made around campfires and that feels very cowboy, like cowboys camp out and sing songs and stuff 'round campfires so who's to say they couldn't make s'mores, too!
