You to mydei: look how obedient my dog is!
You:sit boy! *to your golden retriever*
phainon *sits before your golden retriever can*
You: “...”
Mydei: “...”
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You: *drunk* “why was I ever born wahhhhhhhhhhhh”
Some rando: phainon go get your girlfriend
phainon: shes not my girlfriend.
Mydei: pics you up and throws over shoulder, “shes mine”
Phainon: hands off my girlfriend!
Random: (shocked emoji)
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Phainon im going to scare her! She’ll definitely pee her pants!
Mydei:I hope you get punched in the face
Phainon*gets punched in the face*
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You: holding up a tarantula, “look at this cutie”
Phainon: *screams and hops onto mydei who promptly drops them*
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Mydei & Phainon: *makes fun of you*;)
*Someone else makes fun of you*:( *anger and murder*
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Castorice: “everything I touch dies and I feel as though my mere existence is meant to cause harm to others”
You: “I think you represent how death is a mercy and you allow life to continue through rebirth. You're a great person!”
Castorice “.....”
Castorice looks at Mydei: “hurt her and i’ll rip out your Tenth Thoracic Vertebra
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Trianne “cookie please!”
You: *gives cookie*
Trinnon “cookie please!”
You: *gives cookie suspiciously*
Tribios: “cookie please!”
You: “weren't you here twice already?”
Tribios “no that wasn’t me! It was Trianne and Trinnon”
you: doesn’t believe Tribios
*Trianne & Trinnon shows up*
You: (shocked emoji)
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You: “I think we should take a picture to memorate the experience!”
Fuli “its time to go to heaven my child”
You:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Everyone else: (shocked emoji)
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Nikador: I will make you die
You: no you.
Nikador: dies.
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Phainon hey professor Anaxa-
Anaxa: you! (beep) (beep) son of a (beep) you cant get anything right! Can you!?
Phainon :dejected
You: Hey professor Anaxa!
Anaxa: hi
Phainon :angry face
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Mydei or Phainon: what type of guy do you like
You: rich guys
Mydei or Phainon :okay *scheming*
You: oh and sensitive guys
Mydei or Phainon :sends pic of wiping away tears with money
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You: *sees a dog and cat fighting*
You: this reminds me of some guys i know, I can’t quite tell in who though……
*Phainon & Mydei fighting in the background*
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