#hoo incorrect texts

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Percy: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.

Nico: Percy, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.

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Computer: Type your password

Frank: *typing* Your password

Computer: Your password is incorrect

Computer: Try again

Frank: Again

Computer: Your password is incorrect

Frank:

Computer:

Frank:

Leo:

Annabeth:

Zeus:

Tartarus:

Barack Obama:

Dwayne Johnson:

Nico's sleep paralysis demon:

Frank: Incorrect

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Nico: This is bothering me.

Will: Well, you are digging up a corpse.

Nico: No, not that. That's pretty par for the course, actually.

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Nico: Okay, I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died-

Will: Twelve, actually.

Nico: Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that?

Will: Yours!

Nico: That's right. No one's.

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*The seven plus Nico in a car*

Percy: Well now kids, stop arguing or I'll turn the car around.

Annabeth, slamming the brakes: STOP TALKING OR I'LL CRASH THIS VEHICLE INTO A FUCKING WALL

Piper and Frank: *screaming*

Jason and Hazel: Please don't

Nico and Leo: Bet, I've been waiting to die for years

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Orion: I invited you to the woods because I crave the most dangerous game

Nico, nodding: Knife monopoly

Orion: I was actually going to hunt you for sport but now I'm interested in whatever the fuck knife monopoly is

Reyna: Nico no!

Hedge: Nico yes!

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Percy: Hah! 69! You know what that means?

Hazel: What?

Annabeth: That you're a child.

Leo: HOW'D YOU GUESS MY IQ?!

Piper: I dOn'T hAvE eNoUgH mOnEy fOr cHicKeN nUgGeTs

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Drew Tanaka: I actually have a black belt.

Piper: In what, karate?

Drew: No, from Gucci.