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will: are nico and percy still at the zoo?

annabeth: yeah, percy's been sending me pictures of animals all day

will: really? all i've gotten from nico is a 5 second video of a lizard falling over with the caption "moron. this is you"

will: i love him

Will: I guess you could say I've... fallen for you

Nico: You literally just rolled down an entire flight of stairs, how the fuck are you even alive-

Will: Let’s go roller skating tomorrow!

Nico: Tomorrow’s Sunday

Will: They’re open on Sundays

Nico: I’m not

Nico: This is bothering me.

Will: Well, you are digging up a corpse.

Nico: No, not that. That's pretty par for the course, actually.

Nico: Okay, I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died-

Will: Twelve, actually.

Nico: Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that?

Will: Yours!

Nico: That's right. No one's.

Hazel: I can’t believe you and Will broke the bed last night! What were you even doing?

Nico: Umm...

[last night]

Will: Bet you can’t jump high enough to touch the ceiling

Nico: Try me bitch

*coming home from a quest*

Will: Ah, home sweet home. That was a good excursion but there really is no place like home.

Nico: I will now retreat back into the depths of my bed where I will remain for all eternity.

Will: Let’s go somewhere.

Nico: Why?

Will: I’m bored and I wanna go out!

Nico: I’d rather jump into tartarus.

Will: Oh come onnn~ please? You need to get out of your bed and let’s do something!

Nico: You’ll have to drag my rotting, dead corpse out of these blankets if you want me out of my bed.

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