#percy jackson incorrect

[damsnackbar1313]

Piper: it's so dark in here, I can't see a thing

Leo: don't worry Pipes, I got this

Leo: *stomps on floor lighting up sketchers*

[thegirlwholivesfor-obsessions]

[aphmcu-mha]

Percy: If I died, how much would you miss me?

Annabeth: It’s funny that you think I’d let death come between us

[anotherpjofan]

I just love the idea of Hazel and Percy acting like siblings. Like both of them were the only child growing up so they’re bound to be close and stuff. They’re the kind of siblings who actually look up to one another and rarely insult each other like

Percy: Can you pass the pancake syrup?

Hazel: Yeah sure!

Like you know those really annoying siblings who seem to have a perfect relationship? Yeah they’re that annoying pair. But the thing is it only applies to both of them and both of them alone

Nico: Can you pass the -

Hazel: No

Nico: ….I’m your actual brother -

Also they’re the 100% ride or die kind of siblings. They’re literally down for anything and everything.

Hazel: So I need help -

Percy: Say no more. Are we stealing? Killing? Overthrowing the gods?

And the thing is both of them love Arion so they casually use him to go to like Alaska and talk shit about the gods while Percy braids Hazel’s hair

Hazel: Ugh can’t believe the first time I saw Hades he gave me crayons and I was like..10 and didn’t even bother to apologise about everything with mom

Percy: My dad literally called me a disappointement at 12 after I got him the damn bolt

Just Percy and Hazel being siblings

[ninjago1direction]

Percy: I hate it when annabeth says are 'you even listening to me' such a random way to start a conversation

[ghostking-incorrect]

Will: I guess you could say I've... fallen for you

Nico: You literally just rolled down an entire flight of stairs, how the fuck are you even alive-

[shoulda-been-a-redhead]

Headcanon #1

New demigod comes into CHB and of course immediately goes on some crazy quest with a couple halfbloods and a satyr. 

In the middle of a hard argument or situation and basically its:  

annabeth: you have to contact camp! 

percy: aww come on, nooo!

*grumbling*

grover: fine, I’ll go find a waterfall.

New kid: *???* waterfall?*confusion*

[bookswitchcraftandcats]

Who is Percy's best friend?

Jason: Obviously me. There is a whole fandom discourse about our bromance!

Leo: No! you may have the fangirls but me and Percy connect through our sarcastic humor and traumatic past.

Piper: Clearly you haven't seen any of the posts about our friendship of being weirdos while Annabeth and Jason are embarrassed in the corner.

Charles Beckendorf: Hey! Before I died me and Percy were definitely BFFs. He told me his crush and we played with Mrs.O' Leary together. We raised a dog together. Top that!

Grover: Step aside losers! I am obviously his best friend. We have known each other for like ever and nothing any of you have with him can top our empathy link connection!

*Percy walks in the room*

Percy: Hey! What are you guys talking about?

Jason: Who's your best friend?

Percy:*blinks* Annabeth obviously. We have been best friends since we were 12 and tell each other everything. We have had so many adventures together plus we are dating.

Jason:

Piper:

Leo:

Charles:

Grover:

Annabeth: *looks smug in corner while sipping her ice coffee*