#hoodflash

[cirrocula]

closet swap

[livingpastlivesiswhoiam]

if dc is gonna keep giving jason his older brother's leftovers, they might as well go full send.

dick: hi! come in, i got a movie set up-

jason: he's here for me.

wally: yeah, i'm here for him.

dick: ....no

jason: why the hell do you think he's been wearing my jacket?

dick: i thought it got picked up in a stealing clothes musical chairs thing! like i stole it from you and he stole it from me

wally: that's not how you play musical chairs

jason: he carries me bridal style whenever we go anywhere

dick: it's a comfortable platonic position!

wally: wait, back to musical chairs, do you know how to play? because it's nothing like that.

jason: he's kissed me in front of you!

dick: to save your life??

wally: you're implying there's one chair that everyone sits on once, when it's actually multiple chairs that shrink as they fight to the death.

jason: listen, we're dating and there's nothing you can do about it.

dick: y'know what, let's play musical chairs.

[legendofepic]

Tempted to ask for random asks about my fave ships just so I can rant and blurb about them.

I have nobody to really talk to about ships

Is it obvious?

[red-flashes]

i love when i randomly get notes on this blog and its someone just going through all these posts like yes come to the dark side welcome to the crack ship

[g-greed]

Jason's Claim

"Yer tits are so sensitive, I just love playin' with them."

Jason's voice was dark, his words interrupted by kisses. Whenever they had sex, Jason had a hard time keeping his mouth off Wally. He loved marking Wally, covering him in bite-marks and hickeys. Wally's tattoo he had gotten not that long ago was covered in bruises already as Jason had started there while working Wally open.

Now that he was buried balls-deep inside Wally and seemingly had covered Wally's neck in enough marks to satisfy the Crime Lord, Jason got to pay attention to Wally's perky chest.

"Jason," Wally whined weakly as Jason gently bit his left nipple.

Yes, he was very sensitive there and Jason loved using that against him, loved the little whines and mewls, the embarrassing sounds he wouldn't get from his little Spitfire otherwise. One hand was playing with Wally's other nipple while his other hand was rubbing over Wally's folds and clit. Wally's nipples were already a darker pink and swollen from Jason's administration – twisting and flicking them, kissing and sucking, and now even biting. Wally gave a particular high-pitched noise when Jason gently rolled the nipple between his teeth. With that, Wally came onto Jason's cock, arching into Jason's touch and mouth. After Wally's orgasm, Jason leaned back and put both his hands onto Wally's chest, roughly rubbing his thumbs over Wally's sore nipples while fucking into him.

That always made Wally whimper so cutely and those noises, the visual of Wally covered in marks and with his nipples swollen and dark like that, in combination with Wally's cunt pulsing around Jason in the aftermath of the redhead's orgasm was enough to send Jason over the edge too. He thrust harshly into his lover as he came, eager to mark Wally in this manner too, filling him up. A pleased smile spread across Jason's lips as he pulled out and watched his cum drip out of Wally's used cunt.

"You're so gorgeous, doll," whispered Jason in awe as he collapsed next to Wally.

He turned to face Wally, reaching a hand out to lazily circle the nearest nipple. It earned him a pointed glare from Wally, who felt so overstimulated from what they had just done already. He knew there was little that'd actually get Jason to keep his hands to himself, but Wally had actually found an effective method.

He rolled over onto the other side, causing Jason to make a complaining noise, but once Wally fished Jason's red hoodie off the ground, he returned toward his boyfriend. After putting the hoodie on, safely covering his nipples to keep them safe from Jason's greedy hands, Wally laid down on Jason's chest and snuggled up to his boyfriend. A pleased hum came from the larger male.

"I love seein' ya in my clothes," commented Jason as he kissed the top of Wally's head.

"Because you're possessive," commented Wally in a dry but fond voice, stealing a proper kiss from Jason.

I know Wally is a speedster and speedsters have fast healing n' all just say he was wearing a meta bracelet or something😑 idk

[rednriddn]

I've seen at least one person ship Wally and Jason and I had a thought. (Also I don't know their ship name. Sorry)

Jason dies and Wally tries to kill the Joker.

People stop him and he's in trouble. He Suspended from hero work for a bit.

Rather the Flash Rouges find Wally and ask him why he's not been around recently or they wait till Wally comes back and asks him.

Wally tells them about the Joker and Jason and it's obvious he's heartbroken and still angry. Part of Wally still wants Joker dead at least a little bit and that is obvious to the Rouges.

They decide to do it themselves because they know it'd hurt Wally in the end. He was suspended for trying once. They don't want to know what would happen if he tried again or succeeded. Let alone how he'd feel.

So maybe they try to lure Joker in with a Flash Batman Rouge team up. Maybe Batman's Rouges help to.

[jasxntxddx]

“If I loved you less, I might be able to talk about it more.

                                  But you know what I am.”

[kiseiakhun]

What are your feelings on Kyle/Jason/Wally. I kinda think it might happen if Kyle had a crush on both. Accidentally tells Wally. Teasing. Jason finding out. Jason and Wally overdramaticly flirting. Dick finds out and Kyle dying from the close proximity of both Jason/Wally Wally/Jason Jason/Kyle Wally/Kyle. And then Flirting/Showing off intensifying. Although I don't really know much about Wally or Kyle. ❤

RUBS HANDS TOGETHER

Hello? This is the greatest ask anyone’s ever sent me. Kyle is a lovey-dovey dumbass who falls in love after two seconds of knowing someone, so like. It’s real. It’s very real. He and Wally would’ve had their thing first? Because of their whole enemies to lovers arc in JL, except - because of that whole dynamic where they started off ragging on each other, I feel like they both would’ve been oblivious to their feelings. Add in a healthy dose of compulsory heterosexuality from Kyle, and yeah... the adults of the League have probably been waiting years for that ship to sail, except the babies just keep being oblivious dunderheads.

(Wally realized in his teen years that he’s not strictly heterosexual, because being on a team with Dick Grayson when you’re male tends to draw out any bent inclinations very, very quickly. It’s just. Kyle is the snot-nosed rookie too big for his britches. He’s a baby? He’s an infant. Wally is not attracted to an infant, wtf.)

And then Kyle goes off on his journey of self-discovery with Donna and Jason. Well, journey of self-discovery for him, because Jason’s ass and body and his devil-may-care tough guy attitude is the culmination of Kyle’s bisexual crisis. Seriously, countdown is basically Kyle going “ugh, that stupid hot sexy asshole is so hot and sexy around Donna, there’s no way she can resist him. Why is he attractive? He needs to stop. I’m going to fight him because he’s TOO HOT.” It’s incredible. If the writers weren’t cowards, countdown would’ve ended with them being in a triad.

Donna’s probably the one who points out that mayhaps... Kyle’s constant mooning over Jason might mean something different... and Kyle’s like wtf, no. And then he actually thinks about it, because Kyle’s one of maybe two (2) men in the dcu who has a semblance of emotional intelligence (idk who the other one is, but I’m sure he’s out there) (edit: it’s Connor. Connor Hawke. Connor is the other man. I was going to say Clark but Clark keeps going to extremes whenever he or his are threatened and. like. he tries, bless his heart, but there’s still a lot of repression going on with him) and he’s like wait. Fuck. Well what do I do with this information!! It’s not like Jason is into guys!!!

To which Donna just looks at him like, how are you so smart yet so stupid at the same time. She remembers how baby Jason mooned over Roy and Dick as much as he mooned over her. She Remembers.

(Also, lbr, Donna’s very experienced by now at dealing with dumb boys in denial about their non-het leanings. See previous statements about being on a team with Dick Grayson. She saw all of it, man. She’s seen so much.)

Cue Kyle, sitting bolt upright in bed after they’ve just wound down for the night and just saying, “Oh my god, Wally.”

And Donna’s just like, yup.

And Jason’s just like ? wtf is that asshole up to now. Whatever, idc, blissfully unaware of Kyle’s bi panic.

Anyway. The world is saved, and they get back to their Earth, and Kyle manages to put it aside because Everything Happens So Much. He’s the Green fking Lantern, okay, he doesn’t have time to deal with sexuality crises, except. Except. It won’t leave him alone?

Like, in his downtime he hangs out with Wally a lot since they’re friends, and oh yes, hello raging crush that he can no longer pretend isn’t a thing, because once Kyle acknowledges his attraction? That is it, man, there’s no turning back from that point. And ik that in canon, Jason threw a snitfit and left Kyle and Donna in the middle of their happy fun space adventure fieldtrip, but let’s say he didn’t have a sudden ooc personality turn because of writer mandate, and he stayed with Kyle and Donna until the end of their journey, and they stayed in touch.

And Kyle realizes, to his horror, that Jason is charming, and funny, and not bad on the eyes, and fuuuuck. This isn’t really helping his stupid dumb crush. Stupid dumb crushes. Goddamn.

(Sometimes Jason even joins him in his Space Adventures because of his new team. More specifically, Kori and her shiny new spaceship that can sustain humans in space conditions, and he is not jealous, shut up, Roy.)

(Roy caught on pretty quickly, because he’s much more empathetic and in tune with other peoples emotions than he pretends to be 90% of the time. Unfortunately, he only uses his powers for chaos.)

Ofc, Wally would start getting curious about Jason eventually because suddenly this kid is fucking everywhere? Dick’s calling on him for intel in the middle of a firefight, and he’s ragging on Roy’s atrocious dress sense, and he’s joking with Donna and Kyle’s giving him the same shit that he used to give to Wally, excuse me. Wasn’t he a villain or something? The last time Wally paid attention to him, he was sawing heads off in Gotham, and now Wally can’t seem to turn without tripping over him. When the fuck did that even happen?

(I’m not sure if Wally ever met Robin!Jason. Hm. Were Jason’s guest-appearances on the team during when Wally was pulling one of his stints of... I don’t WANT to be a hero, I want to be a NORMAL BOY who goes to COLLEGE, even though I literally re-created the Flash’s lab accident down to the letter just so I can have his powers and be a hero and save the world? ... ykw, we don’t acknowledge that era of Wally. This was back when he was a meninist incel or something. Ick.)

... and damn, Wally really can trip over him now, huh. Because he sure did grow up big, and strong, and rugged, and haha fuck now Dick is starting to glare at him, too, and not just at Roy, abort, abort.

...... Wally does attempt to subtly ask Roy, later, if there’s any truth to the statements about him and Jason and Kori that Roy says to Dick to get him all riled up. I say “attempt to” because Wally is bad at subtlety. It’s part of why he and Kyle get along so well. Roy realizes what he’s asking and he about has an apoplexy because Wally? Wally? Now there’s a surprise contender he did not expect, tossing his hat into the ring.

But also. Also... hot.

Roy and Kori are watching all of this while munching popcorn like damn, this is better than TV. Because Kyle’s having his crisis, his Love crisis, and Wally’s having his oh my god why do I find my best friend’s little brother hot crisis, and Jason is just happily oblivious to all of this, because he’s too busy angsting over his dad not loving him enough and dismantling trafficking rings and being the big, bad scourge of Gotham to notice Kyle pining after him like a lovelorn puppy, and Wally eyeing him appreciatively like he hasn’t eaten in a whole hour and Jason is a tender piece of marbled steak roasted on both sides to perfection. He does notice the way Kyle and Wally look at each other, though, because he’s only observant when it comes to the positive emotions of other people. And he is not stepping in the middle of that, tyvm, because from what Roy’s told him the two of them have a looooong history and he does not want to get caught in the middle of that crossfire.

Roy and Kori are both like, what makes you think it’s going to get messy, anyway? And Jason, whose real world examples of functioning relationships are 1. Willis and Catherine Todd, 2. Bruce and Selina, 3. Bruce and Talia, 4. Dick and all his exes, 5. Roy and all of his not-exes because he doesn’t date but people keep falling in love with him anyway and he panics and ghosts them because he is Roy William Commitment Issues Harper, 6. Kori and whatever the fuck she’s got going on with Dick and like, an ex? back on Tamaran? who she might still be married to?? what the fuck, 7. Kyle and Donna and their messy breakup(s)(?) (Jason doesn’t ask, because he Does Not Want To Know) (he’s too busy repressing to realize it’s half because of jealousy), is just like, that’s just how things go.

And Roy and Kori, both having mentally run through all of those ^ options while Jason was thinking of a response, are just like. ... yeah, alright, that’s fair enough.

God, every single relationship in DC is a mess.

Where was I even going with this?

Oh, right. Basically, Kyle is pining like a lovelorn idiot, Wally doesn’t know what the fuck he’s feeling and it’s making him confused, and Jason is ignoring his feelings because maybe if he just represses them hard enough, they won’t spill over and punch him in the face. Honestly, I see Wally making the first move, because his inadequacy issues don’t run as deep as Jason and Kyle’s do, and Kyle’s just like :D and Jason’s like, what the fuck. What the fuck? Because it literally blindsides him, even though it’s stupidly, painfully obvious to everyone else around him.

Either that, or Roy gets sick enough of watching their lovelorn pining, and employs Dick’s help to lock them all in a closet, naked, and fuck it out.

(Dick doesn’t actually disapprove of Jason sleeping with his friends, he just needs to get over his mental block of still seeing Jason as a baby)

Anyway. They’re all a whole-ass mess.