[Recording starts. POV from Orbot. Robotnik sits in a hoverchair, swirling a glass of wine. behind him is a large floor-to-ceiling window, giving a perfect view of his robots wreaking havoc in the background. Sonic and his friends are already on the scene.]
Robotnik: You know, when I imagined my future as a big-time villain I thought my nemesis would be someone a little more... dignified.
[In the background, Sonic and co. has managed to rip the cannon off of a mech]
Robotnik: Not an idiot in spandex and a cape, of course, but at least someone with *class!*
[After puzzling over it for a moment, the gang starts turning the cannon around to aim it at the tower Robotnik is narrating from. He finishes his glass and sets it in the cupholder on his chair, gesturing flippantly with his now-free hand.]
Orbot: Um, boss--
Robotnik, cutting him off: But here I am, having caught the attention of the world's most insufferable highschoolers.
[The gang realizes they don't have any ammunition for the cannon. They *immediately* start climbing inside of it to use their own bodies as cannonballs]
Orbot: Boss?? Robotnik: Maybe this would be easier to deal with if I'd finished my teaching degree--
[LOUD EXPLOSION, followed by the shattering of glass]
Sonic, at the top of his lungs: YIPPEE KI-YAY, EGGHEAD!
[Cut to static]













