Mar 10, 2015
Horoscope Logic
*le me reading horoscope on Tumblr*
Me: This is going to be the most inaccur-
Me: Omg this is spot on. This is exactly me.
Mum: Wow that is the most perfect description of you ever.
Amazon: I have never read a more accurate description of you in my life
Gertrude: This is amazing. Like my booty. Wow.
Principal: This horoscope gives an absolutely incredible depiction of you.
Ellen DeGeneres: This horoscope is so good that I am giving you underwear with my face on it and $1000
Barack Obama: This description of you fits so well that you can have ownership of half of America.
Me: No thanks, Mr Pres. I'm too good for that, according to my fabulous horoscope.
*puts on sunglasses and walks away from explosion*