#hot eye

[crooked-incisors]

The truest love

Otp

Mlm win

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[fairytail-incorrectquotes]

Midnight: Daddy, can you pass the salt?

Brain: *reaches for the salt*

Cobra: *reaches for the salt*

Angel: ...

Racer: ...

Hoteye: ...

Brain: ...

Cobra: ...

Midnight: Fine, I’ll get it myself.

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I love when bad characters start to cry, because in fact they become bad because of very strong pain and resentment

[summerbummin]

Modern Crime Sorciere/Oracion Seis Headcanons

-Macbeth and Sorano take forever to get ready in the morning and they exchange make up tips (what brands to get, how to make your eyeliner sharper than a knife, etc)

-Jellal once hit a dog with his car and he cried for hours

-He is now convinced that he's going to hell

-Sawyer is a total rollercoaster adrenaline junkie

-he drags poor Erik on one with him

-Swayer's having the time of his life, whooping, and cheering

-and Erik is in the seat next to him and his face is turning green and he looks like he's about to throw up

-Erik swears his soul left his body on that crazy drop

-Sorano called bullshit and told him that the only thing that left his body was his lunch

-Meredy has the biggest sweet tooth on planet earth

-She drinks the most sugary carbonated drinks invented

-Her favorite soda had contained so much sugar that it was banned, but she gets it illegally from another country

-Jellal stares at her in horror every time he sees her drinking it

-Don't ever crinkle styrofoam in Erik's presence, he will murder you

-Macbeth has the biggest, baggiest, rattiest hoodie out there

-He wears it everywhere

-Everywhere

-Sorano has a feather boa that she thinks is stylish but it's not

-it's really not

-Sorano your a girl not a fucking peacock

-She tells Erik he's not much better with all those high collared jackets he wears because he's trying to look cool

-Meredy has multiple pairs of galaxy print leggings and cat ear headphones that she never leaves home without

-they're blasting nightcore songs 24/7

-Erik wants to die

-Richard runs a bakery and is always covered in flour

-it doesn't matter if he took 3 showers the flour is still there

-it's his second skin

-Jellal is a vegan and the others make fun of him for it

-Macbeth has a whole book shelf full of death note and tokyo ghoul manga

-Sawyer bought the most badass motorcycle ever and is still in debt 7 years later

-once Sorano hot wired his motercycle and went on a joy ride

-Sawyer never forgave her for it

-Erik has a huge snake tattoo that goes from his wrist to his shoulder

-He can't wear short sleeves anymore because he gets hit on none stop by thirsty girls (and guys)

-He's everyone's bad boy fantasy

A/N: thx for reading! I hope you love these crazies as much as I do! Don't hestitate to leave a request or a comment! If you want more headcanons go ahead and ask!

[rockkcityboy]

Ep 61

In the "Previously" it was almost entirely Cobra yelling "I can hear you" like yeah, I fuckin got that, bud, let's move on

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Fighting Cobra is the one (1) time I support having no plan. Any other time at least vaguely think. But with Cobra? Nah, just fuckin go for it, don't think even a second into the future. Not even a millisecond. Don't think in general.

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NATSU MADE HIS PLANS OUT LOUD, GOD FUCKING DAMMIT NATSU, HE CAN HEAR YOU, THIS HAS BEEN STATED NUMEROUS TIMES

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Still not over Hot Eye tbh. That was hilarious.

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MORE GRAYLU BONDING. BEAUTIFUL.

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"How will we balance the world?"

"Flip it."

"Yes! Turn 2-1 into 1-2! That totally fixes the problem!"

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"Well duh."

Gray is a mood, as usual.

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Lmao it's Midnight, have fun with that one guys

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"So, you betrayed my father?"

"No. I merely realised Brain was wrong."

And then teamed up with the enemy. That's a betrayal, you fucking twat.

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NICE, HOT EYE HAS OFFICIALLY BECOME RICHARD

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OKAY I THOUGHT COBRA WAS BEING EXCESSIVELY REPETITIVE WITH THE "I CAN HEAR YOU" THING BUT NATSU AND HAPPY LITERALLY ONLY JUST FUCKING UNDERSTOOD, GODDAMMIT

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"You punks have no way to win."

You seem to forget that most people will stop thinking in the heat of battle. Wizards are different because they have to think of the magic to use, but if he's just putting flames on to make things hurt more, then all he needs to think about is fire?? And that's not exactly gonna tell you what he's doing, is it?

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HOW THE FUCK DID I FORGET THAT HE WAS A DRAGON SLAYER

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"Thinking isn't like you, Natsu!"

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"What's that sound?"

That would be Natsu eating the flames.

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"Now it's time for me to eat."

HE CARRIES AROUND A FUCKING POWER SOURCE??? CLEVER LITTLE SHIT

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Never fucking insult Igneel like that ever again

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"I can hear the poison spreading through your body."

That sounds really fucking horrific actually, you good fam?

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I was thinking of y'know... Attacks he could use. But sure. Screaming works. That's... A tactic. It did the job.

Really fucking funny that I did the exact same thing earlier today.

[cherryberrybops]

BUT WALLY AND RICHARD NEVER GOT TO MEET BEFORE THE SERIES ENDED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why Mashima-san?!

[rockkcityboy]

Ep 53

Me, turning on the light to continue watching since daylight is fading: this is for you, self-care natsu

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"She's not alone, Ms Too-Much-Makeup."

CARLA JUST GOT HERE AND SHE'S ALREADY ROASTING THE SHIT OUTTTA PEOPLE

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"Can you remember for me?"

Natsu pls

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"What kind of guys do you like?"

GUYS, SHE'S LIKE TWELVE, STOP IT

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Some good ol' GrayLu bonding, nice, nice.

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COBRAAAAA, MY BOI

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Gray and Lyon just both instinctively hate Racer, mood

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Midnight is such a fucking little emo goth. I can't tell which so I'm declaring him as both.

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I GOT SO FUCKING CONFUSED ABOUT WHAT THE FUCK ICHIYA WAS DOING, BUT THEN GEMINI DID THEIR LITTLE "PIRI PIRI" OR WHATEVER THE FUCK THEY SAY THING, HOLY SHIT, THAT WAS NOT SOMETHING I REMEMBER AT ALL

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COOOOBRAAAAAAAA MY SNAKY BOI

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Haha I forgot he used to be called Hot Eye. What kind of fuckin name???

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"Fast is good."

Shut the fuck up, Racer.

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I still find the "I can hear you" thing really creepy tbh. Like, that's such an insane magic???

But at the same time, that must be a really shitty thing to have, cause he said he can heard the expansion and contraction of muscles and shit?? Not fun.