#hotd shitpost

[artistelily]

[ewanmitchellcrumbs]

Daemon: hallucinating about fucking his own mother.

Ser Simon Strong:

[thebellekeys]

i think sheepstealer is too much of a leftist for these royals. working-class name. shares his food halfsies. doesn't live in private property. doesn't take instructions from authority. they were underestimating my boy.

[wholoveseggs]

[justmymindandstuff]

[verasilversound]

Aegon Targaryen: Tell your king, wench—what do women like about my brother?

Aemond: *leans back like the smug medieval slut he is*

Wench: Oh, women love his enormous—

Alicent: *pointedly clears throat*

Aegon: 

Aemond:

Wench: —dragon.

[spider-stark]

[deadonyouraccount]

Happy Valentine’s Day