Planet Earth's Favorite E-Girl

Rose Lalonde | 25 | She/her || AU Post-game Rose Lalonde RP blog | Not epilogue-compliant | Semi-dependent | Mun and muse are 18+

[only-tiktoks]

[cthulhu-with-a-fez]

[humansoflatecapitalism]

[facelesskinkyblackguyblog]

[adulthoodisokay]

reblogging both for the video and for the hi-res version of this reaction image.

[reignedseer]

Tonight I hold a funeral for the dragonfly that landed on my shoulder and promptly died. The vile poison radiating from my body was just too much for it to handle, I’m afraid.

[reignedseer]

embellishedbookworm

yes, yes, we get it, you like welcome to night vale. :p

What I say is firmly, one hundred percent fact, and has no correlation to Welcome to Night Vale whatsoever.

[reignedseer]

embellishedbookworm

but you’re not just the bad cop, huh? you’re the cryptid cop. does cryptid cop have a boss? are they even more of a cryptid?

Oh, Them? ....We don’t talk about Them.

[reignedseer]

embellishedbookworm

ok, that notebook has to be cursed. because it’s yours. and what even is the old fashioned way, anyway?

So all of my belongings are cursed, then? Coming to visit must be so painful.

I take each of the suspects and ruthlessly interrogate them with the good cop/bad cop routine, except the good cop is on an eternal lunch break, and the bad cop seems just slightly inhuman. Perhaps their limbs are too long, or their eyes too bright. You realize you cannot see their reflection in the two-way mirror. The bad cop is not pleased with your discovery.

[reignedseer]

hotshithaxxorbitch replied to your post: How many fingers do you have? Are you sure?

ten attached 2 this body but theres no tellin what weird shit dirk gets up to in his spare time

Have you checked the back of your neck? There may be some hiding under your hair.

[reignedseer]

embellishedbookworm

i know you would love it. because then a mystery would be solved, and you live for that!!!

Hmm. I can’t deny that. 

I suppose it’s time to crack open the Handy Dandy Notebook and solve this mystery the old fashioned way, then.

[reignedseer]

embellishedbookworm

you’d just love it if i told you, too! it’d take away the mystery!!!

Would I love it if you told me? Or would I hate it? It all depends on what it is.

[reignedseer]

embellishedbookworm

oh i see how it is, i see your game. but if you think i’m just going to play it straight, you’ve got another thing coming!

Oh? And what might that be?

[memesnthings]

Reblog if Mun is 18 or older!

[reignedseer]

embellishedbookworm

that is not the point and you know it!

If I know the point, then I’m afraid I’ve forgotten it. Could you please enlighten me?

[reignedseer]

woofbeast replied to your post: How many fingers do you have? Are you sure?

surprisingly i havent lost a finger yet!

Haven’t lost one, but have you checked to see if you’ve gained one or two recently?

[reignedseer]

embellishedbookworm replied to your post: How many fingers do you have? Are you sure?

what.

I know you read the question, John.

[reignedseer]

How many fingers do you have?

Are you sure?

[kayvsworld]

Thinking abt immortality and how meticulously you’d have to keep track of all of your shit so some nosy historian didnt spot your old journal or coat or copy of a book and call an infuriating time-based finders keepers

“It’s two hundred years old” they say. “It’s essentially public property” they say. It’s a letter you sent to your friend and it’s in a museum now and you’re screaming

[galwednesday]

Why are vampire stories always I Want To Drink The Sexy Neck Milkshake and never two vampires texting about the passionate letter one wrote to the other in 1863 but never sent that the other just saw in the Smithsonian’s fall exhibition on Love Through the Ages and what the fuck, Claude, why didn’t you say anything

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

My only advice for y'all about tarot is that the fool and death do not mean what u assume they mean and u should relax

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Ppl will pull death and have a twenty minute panic attack then pull the tower and be like that doesn't bother me

[charlesoberonn]

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