so how are we feeling about the haunted house au
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so how are we feeling about the haunted house au
Wilson didn't call him
You get infected by a rare virus contaminating the muffler you had been wearing to a friend's party that was happening in a warehouse having old lead pipes. And then you are run over by a truck. You open your eyes and you are in the OT and there is your doctor giving you the meanest stink eye possible and calling your entire ancestory stupid and your lifestyle a waste of resources and your condition too boring for him to look after
He is a cantankerous chronic pain afflicted mean af diagnostic expert who makes all his attendees and patients cry and commits medical malpractice while popping vicoden like it's candy. But he is also the best person in Pakistan to go to for complex undiagonisable cases.
Yes its a Dhurandhar AU and Rehman Dakait is Dr. Gregory House. Lmfao, does that make Ulfat, Dr. Cuddy? Who can be Wilson though? No one quite comes to mind. But yes, in another universe, Rehman decided to complete his studies and get a medical license instead of running the mob.
PS: Shit now I want Akshaye to play a mean jaded but brilliant surgeon. You see the vision?
I'm hoping this is gonna hit a very specific audience of maybe 2 people. but here me out. clethubs House au. Etho is House, Bdubs is Wilson, Cleo is Cuddy. Cub, Scar, and Grian are Foreman Chase and Cameron respectively. Gem is Thirteen. Does anyone see the vision here. Mumbo can be the patient
Chai we need to try the medicine drug
house from someone who never watched house but has read a lot of gay stuff about it and watched a lot of clips
house: i am house an you are have rare disease
black guy i can’t remember his name: no it can’t be rare disease is too rare
wilson: house you can’t do this you’re gonna kill someone or whateva lol
house: shut up i’m ur husband
australian wilson: aye aye mate that’s bloody randy
edit: cameron and cuddly also exist
EDIT: CUDDY SHIT AUTOCORRECT
Imagine a House AU where stacey opted to cut off his leg instead. He has to wear a prosthetic for life but they still broke up after the surgery since he couldn't trust her anymore.
Does this change House? Not at all. He's the exact same bastard just without the chronic pain because he has deep seated trust issues that fuel his behaviour and cynicism.
Bonus points for instead of a vicodin addiction, he turns to alcohol because he's ashamed of his prosthetic. He hates that he looks as broken as he feels on the inside. All the phantom limb pain act as a reminder of him putting his trust in someone he loved and she betrayed him, which also causes him to drink more.
I can't write fics so anyone can use this as inspo lol, was just a thought I had rewatching Three Stories.