Discover Top Posts Tagged with #housedyke

❤️💚 merry xmas eve from ur local housedyke 🍪🎄

like a fool i was too excited to eat onion rings to even consider putting them on a plate. now getting to the important stuff:

what are your best ever beverages that you've made? (number left to your discretion)

oh man great q. i would have to remember anything i ever did for that. however i make a really good sangria!! also mulled wine. and one time for a party i made a pitcher cocktail that was homemade cranberry rosemary syrup, ginger ale, limes, and rum with an optional chile liquor addition. rave reviews

#it was a winter event so have to go rich #chatpost #asks #housedyke

i can’t wait to be a cute little housedyke.

waking up and getting the tea and coffee on while i make two lunches and warm our breakfast. i’ll pack up my wife’s lunch and send them off with a kiss and a blessing (not christian) over the car.

i’ll finish my coffee while making my to-do list of the day and set out the dinner ingredients. then i’ll start on my baking or painting or beekeeping or whatever it is i do for money from home.

and i’ll open the windows and tidy and send my wife cute pictures of me in my apron.

on some days i’ll load my wares into my little car and head to the farmers market to sell and come home with all kinds of ingredients and handmade trinkets and line them up on the bed me and my wife share once i set the sheets and pillows all neat.

and once the tasks are done and the dinner is simmering or in the oven, with my little glass with a drink in my hand, i’ll roll my little joint and a bigger one to share, and wait for my wife to get home ✨

#this is literally my DREAM #my soon to be fiancée is actually thinking about trying to make this dream real for me once they find a better paying job #and i…. want this so bad #i just want to Take Care if things #and i can hear people talking about sexism and gender roles and blah blah blah #me and my partner are both butch and femme in our own ways #so it works beautifully #and matches our needs #so just hush #mine #lesbian #dyke #housedyke #sapphic #wlw

To answer your arsenic tags: yeah lol people were using arsenic green into the 1880s despite knowing the ramifications (source: I read an article about arsenic books and how to tell if you have one)

WAHOO WE LOVE COLORS !!!

#i just did some lite googling and paris green (one of the arsenic greens) wasn't truly banned until the NINETEEN SIXTIES #scheele's green was falling out of favor in the 1860s and the last wallpaper brand using it stopped 1890 #asks #housedyke #chatpost

what kind of asks should I send while you drink from your beautiful goblet? I'm eating onion rings rn, which feels like the opposite end of the spectrum

YUMMMM onion rings sounds so good though. you need to put them on a stunning gold platter or something. cover them in edible glitter

#i do not care btw ama.#chatpost #asks #housedyke

I, too am an Art Hoe: a woeful zine

Coming to you soon

#art hoe #housewife #housedyke

Baking vegan brownies instead of going out on halloween. I'm 28 going on 72.

#baking #brownies #housedyke #halloween #vegan #softbutch #queer #notbutch #dyke #cute lesbians #gay #boi #boisociety

#housedyke

Trending Tags

Recently Viewed Tags

#housedyke