#hp incorrect quote

[thegrxywitch]

Hogwarts houses as memes

Ravenclaw 

Slytherin

Hufflepuff 

Gryffindor 

[four-or-five-or-nine]

Ravenclaw: Finally! I’ve finished this essay, let’s just make sure it’s all correct

Ravenclaw: *puts essay into grammarly*

Grammarly page: *points out mistakes*

Ravenclaw: No — you weren’t supposed to correct it — you — just — no, don’t do that

[weasleymarauders]

Hermione: Im glad you two finally put your differences aside. It's nice that now you can talk without bickering.

Ron: It's a little weird, isn't it? Next thing you know, they are gonna get friendship bracelets.

Hermione: *laughs* that would be-

harry and draco: *simultaneously pull up their sleeves*

[themaraudera]

Remus: this is your fault

Sirius: you confuse me for someone with remorse

[pagesandposeidon]

Sirius: Going to meetings, writing stuff down. You love that nerd stuff.

Remus: Writing things down is nerdy? What do you do?

Sirius: I just forget stuff like a cool person.

[thegrxywitch]

Draco: you never focus on my good qualities.

Everyone: ...

Ron: What good qualities.

Ron: what! It's what you were all thinking.

[four-or-five-or-nine]

Ravenclaw: I should really be working on my homework right now, but I’m so stressed that the only thing I’ve been able to do all day is cuddle with my cat

[four-or-five-or-nine]

Gryffindor: Hmm, lemme assess my options

Gryffindor: Either I can listen to Ravenclaw and do the sensible thing

Gryffindor: or

Gryffindor: I can ignore Ravenclaw completely and do something stupid that could potentially kill me if I’m not careful enough

Gryffindor: Well, there’s clearly a correct answer here

Gryffindor: *throws 10 packs of mentos into a bathtub full of diet coke*