#hp shitposting

[oflights]

i have been laughing about this to myself all day

[smilingformoney]

Harry Potter as John Mulaney gifs

(most of these turned out to be Snape, nobody is surprised)

Harry growing up at the Dursleys

Crouch/Moody teaching

Bellatrix trying to impress Voldemort

Lupin introducing himself as the new DADA professor

Snape: what have you done to practice your Occlumency?

Harry:

Snape

Also Snape

Harry when he’s just tryna fancy girls and play Quidditch but Voldemort keeps messing things up

Snape describing Harry’s homework

Dumbledore explaining his plan to Snape in HBP

[atjsgf]

"Snape's patronus is a doe because he's obsessed with Lily, whereas James's is a stag because he compliments her!" Or maybe Snape and Lily's patroni are lesbians. Did you ever think of that

[swanqueensalad]

harry and ron share one (1) braincell but hermione has custody of it at all times bc she doesn't trust them with it and she's absolutely right. sometimes she lets them have it back. as a treat

[starklore]

I completely understand why people don’t like Snape but I’ll never understand why they DO like the marauders in the way that they do

[tarmairons]

hp dark side as text posts 1/?

[baratheon]

When you were a huge Grindelwald/Dumbledore fan from when Deathly Hallows came out and now the tags and fandom is filled with abuse apologists who stan a mediocre at best actor who has no business being in any movies.

[thehousesaswhatever]

30. The houses as sofas